Britney Death Bets
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- emokid0
good music deserves to be nowhere but the top.
- alla0
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
*starts crying and barfing all over the place
- quagmire0
drunk and high in a car accident hitting a mailbox or tree before she turns 35
- TheBlueOne0
Choking on a burrito at a Taco Bell drivethrough while yelling at the order girl.."Hey y'all I ordered a damn large coke and you gave meeee....urggr....ugg....*choke...
dead in her own chulapa vomit, out like a rockstar.
exuent spears.
- Raniator0
not until i've shagged her.
- Bluejam0
she'll go postal at an MTV awards ceremony, the orgy of death will be captured on film, 50cent will 'put a cap in her ass' and be the hero of the hour saving the lives of the Blackeyed Peas who were on stage at the time. Pdiddy, with a cast of hundreds will re-record/reword 'Do they know it's christmas' into 'Do they know she was only human'. It will be the number one song forever.
- BANTER0
I think the meds kicked in.
- TheBlueOne0
She:s out of the hospital and pulling an OJ all around LA....
- is she?! i read she had been released. I'm morbidly fascinated with this tale.harlequino
- Just on the news. Live helicopter, highway, papparazzi following her...crazy..TheBlueOne
- TheBlueOne0
- Jesus, it's like horse racing. And...she's OFF!harlequino
- I share your morbid fascination with this as well...TheBlueOne
- utopian0
Leave Brittany Alone Already...
- Randd0
What I feel is morbid, but it's not fascination
- cosmo0
HUCKABEE!
- There's a fine line between clever and stupid...TheBlueOne
- HUCKABEE!cosmo
- WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONERandd
- *Tears up...TheBlueOne
- magjet0
It's amazing how fucked up humans can be. Yes shes fucked up in the head. But still human..... any of you had shit going down like that...your kids ganked, paparazzi hounding you and plastering it all over TV like they do her and you would be gibbering to yourself with a fake British accent as well. I bet you're all bummed you didn't start a Heath Ledger Death Bet thread.....could've made some coin bro!
Fucking ass faces.
- moogoo0
this is fucked up
- TheBlueOne0
Oh geez..lighten up. "Oh she's a real person inside with real feelings..." Cry. Whimper. Oh we're fucking heathens for picking on a talentless, vapid pop star imploding before her sell by date....boo fucking hoo...she made her bed, she made more money selling out than most of us will see in a lifetime. I have no pity.
- 4042
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Ill take Oct. 28th 2008
- chaimelimeliah0
Britney kicks it this summer, July 19th 2008 we then spend the next few months mourning her and Hilary then consoles us as a nation and we then elect her president of this pathetic country.
Chelsea Clinton then starts her own spiral into drugs and debauchery and Bill is put in charge of hiring the White house interns... mmmmmm interns!
- I think you're on to something.czawada
- The big question - Will Bill Hire Lindsey Lohan!!?? TMZ wants to know!TheBlueOne
- TMZ already knows.czawada
- drgs-1
A little worried about her sanity again
https://www.instagram.com/p/CjWg…
https://www.instagram.com/p/CjWX…- i know right, she's at risk of sunburnhans_glib
- Yeah, I mean come on. What purpose does the hat serve, at this point?Continuity
- Leave Britney Alone!palimpsest
- Jesus, what a psycho. In every of her videos she does the spinning move, lol. Does she think it's still cool?NBQ00
- Wood.jagara
- It's sad seeing someone clinging so much to their past glory.palimpsest
- From the comments on IG: "It's Britney, beach!" lolNBQ00
- garbage0
- I lasted two minutes. Does this guy ever get to the point?CyBrainX
- Yes, very.garbage
- He completely deconstructs the late night monologue and makes it not about the wacky headline, and goes live with the time he tried to kill himself.garbage
- He almost lost his job for it. Dude's a legend.garbage
- The is a moving, yet still funny story.Ianbolton