Not In Real Life?
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- k0na_an0k0
hahaha... these are awesome! i'm laughing my ass off over here. great thread.
one of the best is with all the cop shows all the cops, csi and agents are hot as hell and have bodies that suggest they've never eaten a jelly doughnut in their life.
- k0na_an0k0
in any traffic accident, not matter how big or small, the cars blow up.
- ********0
Sometimes, the president is kind, thoughtful and intelligent.
- k0na_an0k0
lol moth.
in most situations when your girlfriend walks in on your and another woman a three-some ensues.
wait. no that's porn. nevermind.
- Jaline0
hahaha @ moth
- Jaline0
No, you're right, k0na. That happens in "Nip/Tuck", among other shows.
- gramme0
Grey's Anatomy.
All of it.
My wife loves that show, but it gets right up my left nostril.
- gramme0
Women wearing bras in bed after the act.
Women taking the sheet with them off the bed to hide the nakedness they just supposedly flaunted, only to make the 5-yard trip to the can.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not condoning that stuff on TV...just think the way they handle it to keep things PG13 could be done in a more believable way.
- Jaline0
omg, gramme, I hate those damn relationships they have in that show. Everyone sleeps with everyone else. I stopped watching soap operas for this very reason.
Admittedly, I watch the show. But it's probably going to be tossed out soon.
- Jaline0
Don't get me wrong, I'm not condoning that stuff on TV...just think the way they handle it to keep things PG13 could be done in a more believable way.
gramme
(Oct 17 07, 10:29)How? I guess you could not tape them and instead focus on the guy's chest...
- MrD0
me vs me in nt
- gramme0
How? I guess you could not tape them and instead focus on the guy's chest...
Jaline
(Oct 17 07, 10:31)Sure, why not...as long as the guy's name is Chisel Bricknipple.
- Mimio0
Kind of related, but I hate it when they remove the headrests in cars for TV shows.
- k0na_an0k0
in a gun battle, the bad guys couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, jack bauer however could hit an ant on the moon from 10,000 leagues below the sea.
- Jaline0
True, I love how everyone misses constantly.
- k0na_an0k0
heratio cain (sp?) never misses either.
"you missed. i on the other hand...
(puts on sunglasses, raises gun)
... never miss." - heratio cain
yaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOO! (drums)
- Jaline0
lol lol, that's exactly it!
- harlequino0
Shouldn't the people on Lost look like this:
not like this:
??
- mg330
How about how everyone that Chuck Norris has ever fought on Texas Ranger knows karate and whatnot?
- mg330
Oh shit I might have just admitted something terrible...