Not In Real Life?
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- ********0
The many medical tests they do on a patient in Dr. House. In real life they do a few that take forever and if they don't find anything you're screwed.
- Jaline0
True.
- k0na_an0k0
Enter response:
Oh shit I might have just admitted something terrible...
mg33
(Oct 17 07, 11:08)HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
- Jaline0
In real life you'd never meet people with "special" abilities (for example....say....flying) to make out with you and your healing powers.
- k0na_an0k0
any poolboy / lawncare boy (white only) is young and good looking and is always getting laid by some older hot woman who's husband is paying this kid to mow their lawn or clean their pool.
- mg330
I know the other one I thought of last night:
How "executive" offices have bathrooms, showers, closets, tables full of liquor.
Seems to be common for law firms on TV. Lemme tell you, we have a nice office and not even our managing partner has anything like that.
- fooler0
Fat funny guys married to a hot wifes
- madirish0
i'm so tired of cleaning pools....
- exador10
the fat funny guy/hot wife thing..
thats true..
seriously..
the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me.
a good friend of mine is in that boat..
he's generally overwheight..short and has pretty ridiculous hair..
his wife is a total hotty...i've seen the 'cutting the credit card' done a few times too..
once in a clothes store i worked at...dude tried to purchase some clothes, and i saw the manager look at the credit card reader...it said 'destry card immediately' or something..
my boss took out a huge pair of scissors and said 'whups..sorry about this' ...and cut it right there in front of the customer...
(and, well..everone else too)
pretty embarassing
- Jaline0
i'm so tired of cleaning pools....
madirish
(Oct 17 07, 11:38)you like milfs too!!??
- mg330
How do they get a message that says "destroy card immediatly?"
- k0na_an0k0
"and i saw the manager look at the credit card reader...it said 'destry card immediately' or something..
my boss took out a huge pair of scissors and said 'whups..sorry about this' ...and cut it right there in front of the customer..."haha. that's pretty funny. that happened to my wife once, except it happened after i got her credit card bill and a little voice in my head went "destroy card immediately" :)
- Mimio0
The Zon machine tells the merchant to confiscate and destroy the card. They have a little one line LED text screen.
- ribit0
nobody ever sneezes randomly in middle of talking (or if they do it must be referenced in storyline somehow)
- rafalski0
Women wearing bras in bed after the act.
gramme
(Oct 17 07, 10:29)I remember watching an episode of "Dream On" (a 90's show to be ripped subsequently as Californication). Martin was having sex there, a busty blonde riding him naked, tits waving. I saw that on Polish TV and it must've been the HBO version.
A year or 2 later I went to the US and saw the same episode on public TV. I was sure they'd have the scene cut out, but they surprised me: the scene was there, only the blonde had a bra on! They shot 2 versions of the scene, with and without the bra!
- acescence0
i've seen the 'cutting the credit card' done a few times too..
once in a clothes store i worked at...dude tried to purchase some clothes, and i saw the manager look at the credit card reader...it said 'destry card immediately' or something..
my boss took out a huge pair of scissors and said 'whups..sorry about this' ...and cut it right there in front of the customer...
(and, well..everone else too)
pretty embarassing
exador1
(Oct 17 07, 11:49)happened to me a few times at a store i worked at, except it would always say "call for approval" or something, and the operator would tell you what's up and have you cut it.
- ********0
paris hilton being ass violated by a unicorn.
- ukit0
When they ask some guy to hack into a computer. And he opens up some GUI that looks like it was designed by 2Advanced circa 1998 and presses a couple buttons. "Alright, I hacked into the US Defense Department..."
- k0na_an0k0
better....
when they ask some guy to hack into a computer he starts typing the equivalent to 700 words a minute and in 8 seconds has cracked the code.
