I've bribed someone
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- jox0
as funny as this is, and as funny as it would have been to see the awkwardness of the transaction ;) , this sort of situation happens *all* the time in corporate decision making for contracts.
madirish
(Aug 9 07, 05:46)Yup yup. I was working in-house for this huge biz years ago and I had my office next to the hundred million dollar boss, and heard all his phonecalls.
"How would you like 4 weeks in the Carribean, when all this is over, sir?" "So we have a deal, yes?" "Great!"
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- OSFA0
WTF? Trade accounts for a romantic getaway in the Caribbean and some butt secks?
Where do you find these jobs dude???
- Concrete0
If giving stuff away to complete strangers is bribing, then I've bribed someone too.
- Jaline0
I too, can be bought...
madirish
(Aug 9 07, 05:38)really? Let's get in touch again.
- jox0
WTF? Trade accounts for a romantic getaway in the Caribbean and some butt secks?
Where do you find these jobs dude???
OSFA
(Aug 9 07, 05:50)Hahah, I was just a temp doing some webseit analysis thingies..
- e-pill0
did you also give him a helmut with this free vespa?? what if he crashes??
- Jaline0
He'll probably keep it locked up and polished.
- OSFA0
hahaha, nothing better than learning secrets and tips from experienced bosses...
- jox0
did you also give him a helmut with this free vespa?? what if he crashes??
e-pill
(Aug 9 07, 05:53)Good point. It was trailered there and trailered away. Flat tires, no battery, no brakes... It was fa-ar from running...! Let's just hope he doesn't try riding it until we have a deal.
- e-pill0
dear jox,
i am down on mu luck and this post is a bribe for you to give ME free stuff...the NYC subways have all been flooded and the busses are gross, so i need a new AUDI a fast one!!! black with a giant exhaust and also a suitcase of cash and credit cards with your ID as well, i mean how esle can i live??
- uncle_helv0
I love the bike, I hope you liked my trick business card - Muhahahahahahahahahahahaha
- OSFA0
good point e-pill, jox, wait for the call, if you see it's not happening soon, use the excuse of the helmet and call that mofo back. "hey VP, I forgot to give you the helmet for it. Why don't you come over to my office and pick it up? maybe I can show you some stuff too..."
- jox0
I love the bike, I hope you liked my trick business card - Muhahahahahahahahaha hahaha
uncle_helv
(Aug 9 07, 05:59)Hahahah - I'm surprised it took so long for someone to say that!
- e-pill0
awpps sawrry, fawrgawte yawu need taw be tawldl een yawur language
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deer jawks,
ee am dawwn awn mu luk and thees pawste ees a breebe fawr yawu taw geeve ME free stuff...the NYC subways have aw been flooooooded and the busses are grawss, saw ee need a new AUDI a faste awne!!! blak weeth a geeente ekshauste and alsaw a sueetkase awf kash and kredeete kards weeth yawur ID as wew, ee meen haww esle kan ee leeve??
- jox0
deer e-peew, yawur requeste has been deneeed. Seenkaely,
Jawks
- bulletfactory0
1000 dollar Vespa for a 200K / year account? Yeah, I can live with you calling me desperate.
jox
(Aug 9 07, 05:40)
+++++++++++++++++you will see more from this than just a normal salary, correct?
- jox0
you will see more from this than just a normal salary, correct?
bulletfactory
(Aug 9 07, 06:01)I hope so :)
- madirish0
I too, can be bought...
madirish
(Aug 9 07, 05:38)really? Let's get in touch again.
Jaline
(Aug 9 07, 05:52);)
- jox0
Hey, no secks talk in my thread!