Chuck Norris facts
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- PonyBoy0
boz and chuck norris are actually one and the same
- bizness0
the best of chuck norris jokes:
chuck norris can impregnate a women by just looking at her
- Carl_Weathers0
They say his tears cure cancer, but nobody knows, for he's never cried.
- skt0
oh for fucksake, who bumped this shite.
- elektro0
Children wears a Superman pijama.
Superman wears a Chuck Norris pijama.
- 7point340
-1 for bumping a boz thread
- CALLES0
was spotted at the republican convention last night. thats a shocker
- tyranisus0
When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesn't get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris.
- skt0
there are two?
*world becomes suddenly large and scary.
- kelpie0
the ginger one, or the myopic yayo monster?
- gramme0
hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?...
mrdobolina
(Aug 7 07, 16:55)AHAHAHA
That's fantastic! Chuck totally bombed. Nice find :)
- skt0
nae luck, i'm over it. have you tried ewan?
- Concrete0
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is quite a vulnerable shag. Give the man a poke, kelpster.
- kelpie0
I'm trying desperately to find a vulnerable shag on facebook, isn't it obvious? pfft.
- mrdobolina0
I agree with kelpie 100%
- skt0
chuck norris is so dull he made keplie disappear from the internets for nearly a whole week.
where in the fuck have you been you lanky bag of piss? working on your face book profile is it?
- kelpie0
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