Chuck Norris facts
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- mrdobolina0
Norris has donated over $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations since 1988. On January 26, 2007 Norris filled in for Sean Hannity as a co-host on the popular Fox News Channel debate program Hannity & Colmes alongside Alan Colmes.
- PonyBoy0
In the year 2010, Chuck Norris' beard will be declared the 51st state.
- Boz0
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
- Boz0
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Boz0
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- Boz0
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- Boz0
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
- mrdobolina0
this thread is dumb, I refuse to participate.
- TheBlueOne0
Not only will Chuck Norris die, but after death his flesh will rot.
However, his chest hair will continue to grow long after death until all that is left is a skull, an entagled mass of chest hair and his turquoise and silver eagle and mountain motif belt buckle.
- Boz0
mrdobolina, if you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
- BonSeff0
lol @ the 1st post- holy shit
- kelpie0
Chuck Norris is so hard, geeks of a certain age have spent over a year retelling the same joke email over and over and over again, actually putting the population of the world at risk of falling into a complete and crushing Total Originality Vacuum.
- mrdobolina0
wasnt this chuck norris bs travelling around the internet like 3 years ago?
- kelpie0
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- Boz0
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
- Boz0
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
- mrdobolina0
hahaha
- skt0
chuck norris is so dull he made keplie disappear from the internets for nearly a whole week.
where in the fuck have you been you lanky bag of piss? working on your face book profile is it?
- epigraph0
bob barker, and steve McQueen were students of chuck norris.
I read "Against All Odds: My Story" when I was 13...as I recall it was excellent!
- Boz0