Chuck Norris facts
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- Boz
One a day from you guys.. post what made you laugh.. I love it!
I'll start:
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a guy so hard, it killed his whole family and their dog Fido.
- mrdobolina0
Norris has donated over $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations since 1988. On January 26, 2007 Norris filled in for Sean Hannity as a co-host on the popular Fox News Channel debate program Hannity & Colmes alongside Alan Colmes.
- PonyBoy0
In the year 2010, Chuck Norris' beard will be declared the 51st state.
- Boz0
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
- Boz0
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Boz0
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- Boz0
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- Boz0
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
- mrdobolina0
this thread is dumb, I refuse to participate.
- Boz0
mrdobolina, if you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
- BonSeff0
lol @ the 1st post- holy shit
- mrdobolina0
wasnt this chuck norris bs travelling around the internet like 3 years ago?
- Boz0
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
- Boz0
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
- mrdobolina0
hahaha
- epigraph0
bob barker, and steve McQueen were students of chuck norris.
I read "Against All Odds: My Story" when I was 13...as I recall it was excellent!
- Boz0
- mrdobolina0
this is good too.
look I'm participating.
- SteveJobs0
great link mrdobolina!
norris need to stick to 'walker rangering'...
- Llyod0
bob barker, and steve McQueen were students of chuck norris.
I read "Against All Odds: My Story" when I was 13...as I recall it was excellent!
epigraph
(Aug 7 07, 16:57)chuck norris and steve mcqueen shouldn't even be in the same thread.
- TheBlueOne0
One day Chuck Norris will die.