Chuck Norris facts
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- e-pill0
Chuck Norris Facts
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- e-pill0
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
- cosmo0
Chuck Norris' sperm is so virile that it traveled back in time and impregnated his mother. Only Chuck Norris could father Chuck Norris.
- brains0
chuck norris is so 90's he... chuck norris is so 90's.
Don Johnson says: "Fag's are gay."
- pkny0
chuck norris said i was chuck norris.
- ian0
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't change his shirt he simply rips another layer of skin off every morning.
- emecks0
chuck norris is an exact anagram of COCK SHINURR, which is probably how COCK SHINER sounds in some parts of the so-called English-speaking-world
- rylamar0
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third
girl he had slept with.Sorry, I'm drinking coffee and trying to wake up.
- TheBlueOne0
Not only will Chuck Norris die, but after death his flesh will rot.
However, his chest hair will continue to grow long after death until all that is left is a skull, an entagled mass of chest hair and his turquoise and silver eagle and mountain motif belt buckle.
- kelpie0
Chuck Norris is so hard, geeks of a certain age have spent over a year retelling the same joke email over and over and over again, actually putting the population of the world at risk of falling into a complete and crushing Total Originality Vacuum.
- kelpie0
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- skt0
chuck norris is so dull he made keplie disappear from the internets for nearly a whole week.
where in the fuck have you been you lanky bag of piss? working on your face book profile is it?
- mrdobolina0
I agree with kelpie 100%
- kelpie0
I'm trying desperately to find a vulnerable shag on facebook, isn't it obvious? pfft.
- Concrete0
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is quite a vulnerable shag. Give the man a poke, kelpster.
- skt0
nae luck, i'm over it. have you tried ewan?
- gramme0
hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?...
mrdobolina
(Aug 7 07, 16:55)AHAHAHA
That's fantastic! Chuck totally bombed. Nice find :)
- kelpie0
the ginger one, or the myopic yayo monster?