Chuck Norris facts
Chuck Norris facts
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits...
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third
girl he had slept with.Sorry, I'm drinking coffee and trying to wake up.