What Are You Swearing
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- lvl_130
fuck.
always fuck in any form and/or context. good or bad, happy or mad.
fuck you.
- hovercraft0
....oh nipples
piss flaps came about after a conversation about...well...
...and shit bag was what a girl from Scunthorpe once called me, I just laughed and said ha ha your from Scunthorpe...
....s cunt horpe
cuntybollocks....
- Nairn0
I introduced some Basque friends to the '-tard' suffix school of swearing, which comprises much of my day to day under-my-breath swearing.
fucktard, halftard, cunttard, hommertard, kelptotard, frigitard, multitard, megatard, etc etc.
They loved them all. Until, that is, I made the mistake of personalising the swearing for the audience and told them of 'basquetard'.
- ********0
ahah Nairn
- CALLES0
darn it
- Nairn0
On the phone to my Gran yesterday I heard myself cut-short a number of inappropriate expletives, so was say a lot "cu..ripes", "blo...eeding heck", "fu...iddlesticks", "Shi..oot".
My blood runs tartan - every 4th word spilling out of my mouth is a blasphemy.
- chossy0
christ on a crutch
- emecks0
GettyFuck
like get tae fuck but not :D
- Jaline0
I introduced some Basque friends to the '-tard' suffix school of swearing, which comprises much of my day to day under-my-breath swearing.
fucktard, halftard, cunttard, hommertard, kelptotard, frigitard, multitard, megatard, etc etc.
They loved them all. Until, that is, I made the mistake of personalising the swearing for the audience and told them of 'basquetard'.
Nairn
(Jul 25 07, 06:29)heh, looks like we were both educated in the same manner.
- ********0
well Nairn don't you go calling people a mosquetard in London right now.
- ********0
AW NUTSACK!
- ian0
From 'the man with two brains':
scumqueenor simply: fucknuts.
- linearch0
insufferable cock
- AndyRoss0
I can swear nonstop for a half-hour and not repeat myself.
- Nairn0
AndyRoss - 1..2..3.. Go!
Witt - all those guys go under the umbrella term 'religotard'.
And I made a spelling mistake in my -tard post - that should've been "kleptotard". Sorry, kelpie.
- stewart0
Typhus!
- Jaline0
I need some dress shirts.
- ********0
Get fucked.
- ian0
Fucking dopey stupid-ass cuntybollocks lousy knob-jockey felching shitehawk arsehole clients.
Thats what Im mostly swearing today. No-good-sonofawhore bastards.
It's going to be a long fucking day.
- emecks0
"fucken excel-hooren-lent" is my swear of the day.
been to the solicitor today about buying my flat :D