What Are You Swearing
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- bliznutty0
you muthafuckas!
- emecks0
counter-cuntery.
I quite like that, even if I do say so myself.
- spendogg0
I just busted out "Cock Monkey" a few minutes ago.
Gold, Jerry, Gold
- Witt0
c'um caralho!
- kelpie0
near the top of my all time swearing top 5:
CLIVE:
I wrote-, I wrote to the-, the Council of Churches and I said, "This fucking Bible, .....
DEREK:
Mmm.
CLIVE:
..... especially, erm, Paul," .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
..... I said, "This fucking Bible really gives me the horn." And, er, I wrote, you know, .....
DEREK:
(laughs)
CLIVE:
..... civilly to them at the World Council of Churches, I wrote, "Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion," you know, familiar, .....
DEREK:
Right.
CLIVE:
..... friendly. "Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion, your fucking guidebook or whatever the fucking thing is don't half give me the horn, .....
DEREK:
(laughs loud)
CLIVE:
..... I get fucking horny, especially on Saint Paul!" And I got no reply whatsoever from that. Cunts! No wonder church attendance is dropping off.
- Kiko0
shite
thats my new way of swearing without being bad
- emecks0
let's not knock Kirk,
no let's knock him,
fucking cunt Kirk.
- kelpie0
anyone see the doc last night on the word 'cunt'?
it was shit, but its one saving grace was getting to hear Derek and Clive again...
"Dear cunts in charge of religion,"
- Raniator0
Cockhat :)
- meffid0
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat.
...i fuuuucked your mom!
- Gucci0
fuckshitassdicktitspussycunt
it's really quite versatile.
- OBBTKN0
me-cago-en-toos-tus-putos-muerto...
< to my ISP 2 mins ago.
- Concrete0
Shiza Minelli
- emecks0
vulvarian.
n. A vulgar cunt, especially one who makes a conspicuous display of labia.
- DaveO0
From A Fish Called Wanda
John Cleese : "Oh you're QUITE the vulgarian aren't you?"
other guy "You're the vulgarian, you FUCK!"
- emecks0
"fucken excel-hooren-lent" is my swear of the day.
been to the solicitor today about buying my flat :D
- ian0
Fucking dopey stupid-ass cuntybollocks lousy knob-jockey felching shitehawk arsehole clients.
Thats what Im mostly swearing today. No-good-sonofawhore bastards.
It's going to be a long fucking day.