What Are You Swearing
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- DaveO0
From A Fish Called Wanda
John Cleese : "Oh you're QUITE the vulgarian aren't you?"
other guy "You're the vulgarian, you FUCK!"
- emecks0
vulvarian.
n. A vulgar cunt, especially one who makes a conspicuous display of labia.
- Concrete0
Shiza Minelli
- OBBTKN0
me-cago-en-toos-tus-putos-muerto...
< to my ISP 2 mins ago.
- Gucci0
fuckshitassdicktitspussycunt
it's really quite versatile.
- meffid0
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat.
...i fuuuucked your mom!
- Raniator0
Cockhat :)
- kelpie0
anyone see the doc last night on the word 'cunt'?
it was shit, but its one saving grace was getting to hear Derek and Clive again...
"Dear cunts in charge of religion,"
- emecks0
let's not knock Kirk,
no let's knock him,
fucking cunt Kirk.
- Kiko0
shite
thats my new way of swearing without being bad
- kelpie0
near the top of my all time swearing top 5:
CLIVE:
I wrote-, I wrote to the-, the Council of Churches and I said, "This fucking Bible, .....
DEREK:
Mmm.
CLIVE:
..... especially, erm, Paul," .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
..... I said, "This fucking Bible really gives me the horn." And, er, I wrote, you know, .....
DEREK:
(laughs)
CLIVE:
..... civilly to them at the World Council of Churches, I wrote, "Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion," you know, familiar, .....
DEREK:
Right.
CLIVE:
..... friendly. "Dear Cunts In Charge Of Religion, your fucking guidebook or whatever the fucking thing is don't half give me the horn, .....
DEREK:
(laughs loud)
CLIVE:
..... I get fucking horny, especially on Saint Paul!" And I got no reply whatsoever from that. Cunts! No wonder church attendance is dropping off.
- ********0
c'um caralho!
- spendogg0
I just busted out "Cock Monkey" a few minutes ago.
Gold, Jerry, Gold
- emecks0
counter-cuntery.
I quite like that, even if I do say so myself.
- bliznutty0
you muthafuckas!