Random Crazy Stories
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- Jaline0
not really crazy or anything, but had an account manager call me one time at like 1am going on and on about how much fun she had on our 'date' and that she was "you know, not really doing anything if i wanted to come over or anything..."
i asked her if this was the dude with the same name as me she told me she was going on a date with during our conference call earlier in the day.
..........dead silence.............
i got a pretty funny apology email the next day.
madirish
(Jul 13 07, 07:15)hahaha
Sounds like she never let you get a word in. Then again, I wouldn't be talking (or comprehensible) either if it were 1am...
- -sputnik-0
wow mg33, that's a crazy story. talk about breaking into the wrong house!
- madirish0
yeah, she was a little dunk and had been out "after our date" or something.
i was laughing at it and knew what was up. she was way embarrased.
- k0na_an0k0
i remember that mg. friggin crazy man!
- elahon0
It's a long one, some of you have heard it before, but for those of you who have not, you will love this.
It happened in September 2005.
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mg33
(Jul 13 07, 07:09)I remember the last time you told that story. Crazy shit!
- CALLES0
so its the first anyversary of this local bar called Automatic Slims. There awas open bar from 8 to 11 but i knew the owners and all the bar staff sothey gave me a bracelet to drink free ALLLL night. Big mistake. Ok so im there pretty wasted(like 8 or 10 long island iced tea down0) and they bring an Midget Elvis Impersonator wearing this
And on top He was mexican with a inflatable guitar. he's doing he's thing on stage and i thought he was adorable so next thing i know im picking him up he's stitting in my forearm and we are partying doing shots of tequila and having a great time. we were friends at this point.
Next thing i know coming out of my black out im outside and i see the midget coming out with two chicks and i just blur out of my mouth " look at this midget with this two hot chicks. well as he is walking away he does on of this turn around jump with his hands on fighting mode. So im like "oh yeah" so istart charging towards him and he is doing the same. Some friends of mine hold me back and the chick hold the midget back as im kicking the air and he is doing menacing things with the sausage like fingers until they finally talk me down and i feel so bad the i get on my knees and give the guy a hug saying sorry... i mean we were friends earlier....
im sorry but thats funny... he had an elvis little suit!
- CALLES0
aniversary
im hung over
- k0na_an0k0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA...
- Jaline0
wtf, CALLES?? LOL
- ********0
Calles ... what the fuck, hahahahah!
- CALLES0
wtf, CALLES?? LOL
Jaline
(Jul 13 07, 07:39)i swear. i could not make this shit up
i mean he could have headbutt me in the nuts
- OSFA0
hahaha
- ********0
My whole life is a series of Random Crazy Vignettes.
- CALLES0
flavorful... please. give us one
- mg330
mg, did you consider calling the cops? not judging or anything at all, just curious.
Jaline
(Jul 13 07, 07:18)The cops were there really quickly actually. The guys in the apartment called almost as soon as that broke out.
- mg330
LMAO CALLES!!
The funniest thing about your story is that TWICE you reference that the guy was wearing an elvis costume - you even link to a picture of Elvis.
WTF - what else would an elvis impersonator be wearing!!!????
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
- -sputnik-0
not super crazy, just random:
i was once walking around this place called bal harbour (really nice place) when i see this crackhead looking woman picking at a plant and looking longingly into a trash can on and off while mumbling to herself. she had sores (or nasty infected mosquito bites) on her legs, i got the impression her hair hadn't been washed in 3 months and she was shaking.
i steered clear as i walked by - cause based on the visual i anticipated a stench - and that's when i realised it was whitney houston.
HA! that broad was so messed up.
- ********0
HAHAHAHAA!
- grunttt0
"sausage like fingers" hahahahahaaha!
- CALLES0
-sputnik-
are you serious!??!?!