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so its the first anyversary of this local bar called Automatic Slims. There awas open bar from 8 to 11 but i knew the owners and all the bar staff sothey gave me a bracelet to drink free ALLLL night. Big mistake. Ok so im there pretty wasted(like 8 or 10 long island iced tea down0) and they bring an Midget Elvis Impersonator wearing this
And on top He was mexican with a inflatable guitar. he's doing he's thing on stage and i thought he was adorable so next thing i know im picking him up he's stitting in my forearm and we are partying doing shots of tequila and having a great time. we were friends at this point.
Next thing i know coming out of my black out im outside and i see the midget coming out with two chicks and i just blur out of my mouth " look at this midget with this two hot chicks. well as he is walking away he does on of this turn around jump with his hands on fighting mode. So im like "oh yeah" so istart charging towards him and he is doing the same. Some friends of mine hold me back and the chick hold the midget back as im kicking the air and he is doing menacing things with the sausage like fingers until they finally talk me down and i feel so bad the i get on my knees and give the guy a hug saying sorry... i mean we were friends earlier....
im sorry but thats funny... he had an elvis little suit!