food to get laid
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- ********0
omg, i havnae had corn pops in years. i think i might have some for lunch.
- barbtastic0
hey, i love flowers... but i'd rather have something NOT typical or something i can plant later
and NOT on the days you'd expect to get flowers
- kelpie0
surely you should be bringing the girl corn pops the night BEFORE valentines day...
- ********0
tuesdays?
- pascii0
when i cook my masaman curry, all the girls go wild, crazy, horny and ••••• and scream for more!
- ********0
well, thats when I always get mine.
- k0na_an0k0
y got a hot date tonight and want to cook something that will get me laid...
sugestions anyone
texascris
(May 2 07, 08:42)Fry up some shrimp in a large pan. Add spices, herbs, the whole nine yards. The smell alone from all the wonderful spices will be more than she can handle.
But just to be sure after you dump the food onto her plate bash her once in the head with the frying pan then go nuts.
After you're done enjoy the shrimp.
This wasn't actually a serious question right?
- madirish0
this is exactly what i am saying barb.
- ********0
I do goofy stuff all the time for most holidays, so basically I only send flowers out of the blue, or on special borderline meaningful days.
I never want anyone to think they got me figured out, haha.
- kelpie0
so motormouth with a God complex is a smokescreen then?
- pascii0
noone of you can beat me : )
- ********0
there's nothing more romantic than a meatpole in a cardboard box.. or how did you call it?
- ********0
I thought to get laid, you didn’t need to cook food ... you just needed to wear Axe Body Spray?
- pascii0
you need the right dancing moves!
- FrdmOfSpch0
chicks can't resist my dick in a box:
- ********0
We all know you can’t beat the original FoS:
3 * 1 - 1...
- texascris0
there's nothing more romantic than a meatpole in a cardboard box.. or how did you call it?
Crouwel
(May 3 07, 07:28)........
a dick in a box??
- paraselene0
hey, while we're doing the relationship advice thing, last night i guessed my birthday present and i think might have accidentally taken some of the joy out of the surprise for my husband.
i feel badly now.
how would you try to fix something like that?
- ********0
200!
