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- madirish0
teddy's can be very apologetic...
- kelpie0
you are being very pedo today kelpie.
skt
(May 3 07, 08:02)skt you're a fucking idiot..seriously..ge t a life you loser
Boz
(May 1 07, 10:53)
- ********0
hahah.
boz'd
- ********0
Yea, they say couples that get a dog within a year will be awaiting child.
I personally have seen this twice, haha.
My best friend is having a baby later this year!!!
- ********0
texascris is having a baby in 9 months and 2 days!
- paraselene0
trust me.
we're not that kind of couple.
it's a genetic molotov cocktail that nobody in their right mind would set alight.
sure the kid would be hot and dead clever, but probably also prone to bipolar disorder, ocd and schizophrenia.
i think we're sticking with furry-only dependents.
- version30
guys take pets from girls because they want laid, girls want pets with guys as a reason to stick around, like a free pass to be a cock block.
her: "but the puppy misses me"
him: "then take it"
her: "then it will miss you"
him: "what the fuck was i thinking?"
- OSFA0
i think we're sticking with furry-only dependents.
paraselene
(May 3 07, 08:28)
- Jaline0
simple creatures. we are.
skt
(May 3 07, 07:50)some want people to have trouble figuring them out. Like flavor :P
- k0na_an0k0
lol @ para
the wife and i had another spur of the moment chat about kids again last night.
we have the same fears about what our kids could become it seems. haha
- madirish0
"total awesomeness" is not a bad quality in children, dude...
- barbtastic0
I HAVE A SELF-ABORTING UTERUS
- version30
wicka,
wicka,
weeuur.
- k0na_an0k0
"total awesomeness" is not a bad quality in children, dude...
madirish
(May 3 07, 08:35)haha. well considering the things i've taught my two less than 2 year old nephews i'm either the best uncle in the world or the worst.
i bought my sisters boy two of these...
... one for each arm and i hear he's gotten deadly accurate shooting the dog with them. haha!
- barbtastic0
I HAVE A SELF-ABORTING UTERUS
barbtastic
(May 3 07, 08:35)
--------------------sorta like a self-cleaning oven... that runs off a flux capacitor
- kelpie0
bit crowded up there?
- ********0
is it filterless, like a high tech vacuum cleaner?
- kelpie0
all I know is that a flux capacitor is about a foot square, filter or no
- ********0
Haha this is true Jaline.
But I think that is mostly because of battling my life hampering fear of rejection with my constant fear of complacency.
- barbtastic0
all I know is that a flux capacitor is about a foot square, filter or no
kelpie
(May 3 07, 08:48)
--------------------hahaha!!