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- ********0
what are sex sammiches?
- Mimio0
- Bucket of Chicken
- Bottle of Aleze
- Tub of Popcorn
- Bear skin Rug
- 69 Boys on boombox
- Rollos for dessert
- barbtastic0
you just have no romance barb. Boz is all about the realm of the senses.
*does sign of the cross at immoral devil woman
kelpie
(May 3 07, 06:58)
--------------------no problem with romance... just can't take the rehearsed romance seriously... like when it's obvious dude yr with pulls the same scene with "each and every chick" he is with
hahahaha
- kelpie0
*puts his pecan and honey back in the fridge.
*whistle
- ********0
I sense some history here...
kelpie
(May 3 07, 06:53)Nah, he's just some diddy that i like to poke fun at. I should really get a life and stop being such a loser though.
- barbtastic0
i like this one :D
Dead on! You know when she told you that she's going to get drinks with 2 of her friends while you were working? Yep, most likely friends that she was talking about are that ex boyfriend's nutsacks.
Boz
(May 1 07, 10:11)
- ********0
I made this organic steak salad last nite, it took me a real long time but when I was finished ...
Sure enough these girls just showed up, I had never met them before in my life either.
Tantric!
The eating that is, I do not know how to cook for one.
- ********0
no problem with romance... just can't take the rehearsed romance seriously... like when it's obvious dude yr with pulls the same scene with "each and every chick" he is with
hahahaha
barbtastic
(May 3 07, 07:03)hahahaha
true i guess..
- barbtastic0
i once laughed at a guy who gave me a dozen roses for valentines day... i mean seriously, WTF?
- ********0
Roses, haha?
I have only gotten one girl flowers, and I have always made absolutely sure they were not roses, haha.
- barbtastic0
if yr gonna be that unoriginal... make it count!
like, buy the stupid bear holding the heart or something equally cheesed out :D
- Jaline0
I wouldn't complain or dislike someone for it, but yeah, it would be nice if people were more original. I don't actually care for flowers, haha.
- paraselene0
i'm with you, barb. any of these traditional grand romantic gestures are likely to have an adverse effect on me.
i'd show you the door if you tried that pecan shit with me. and i'd dump a cauldron of boiling honey over the balcony at you if you tried to defend having no romantic imagination by claiming you simply knew better than me cos you were born outside the u.s.
wtf?
- ********0
I once got a girl a box of Corn Pops for Valentine’s Day, haah.
- barbtastic0
and you'd think the "creative" types wouldn't require so much explanation hahaha
thanks for understanding, ladies... wanna make out?
- madirish0
i agree with all of you; it should be about passion and personal touch, never about status quo.
and i will goes as far to say everyone enjoy's recieveing flowers, male or female. they may just not know it yet...
- Jaline0
hahaha, Corn Pops are my favourite breakfast cereal.
- barbtastic0
omg cereal is awesome!!
- Jaline0
and i will goes as far to say everyone enjoy's recieveing flowers, male or female. they may just not know it yet...
madirish
(May 3 07, 07:20):P
yeah...it's always nice to know someone is thinking of you.
I just meant that I don't have much use for flowers or anything, and I don't like taking care of them either. My mom basically has a garden inside our home.
- ********0
Yea Corn Pops are up there with me too, haha.
* Writes this down.