food to get laid

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  • k0na_an0k0

    y got a hot date tonight and want to cook something that will get me laid...

    sugestions anyone
    texascris
    (May 2 07, 08:42)

    Fry up some shrimp in a large pan. Add spices, herbs, the whole nine yards. The smell alone from all the wonderful spices will be more than she can handle.

    But just to be sure after you dump the food onto her plate bash her once in the head with the frying pan then go nuts.

    After you're done enjoy the shrimp.

    This wasn't actually a serious question right?

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