food to get laid
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- kelpie0
you can't para, the Divorce Countdown has begun
- k0na_an0k0
how would you try to fix something like that?
paraselene
(May 3 07, 07:41)stilettos
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cakejumping
- paraselene0
that's the great thing about men, stilettos and cakejumping can right every wrong.
- ********0
simple creatures. we are.
- OSFA0
absolutely! stilettos always work.
Make sure you get him the right size tho, cuz last time, my toes were killing me since my wife bought me the wrong size.
- k0na_an0k0
Indeed. No matter what my wife has done to wrong me, every time she's bought me a nice new pair of mens size 9 stilettos it's all good and back to normal.
- FrdmOfSpch0
lol @ kona
- paraselene0
i'll throw in a teddy just to seal the deal.
- ********0
kOna got small feetz0rs!@
- kelpie0
was it pecan nuts and a jar of honey?
- paraselene0
a kitten!
awww...
- ********0
Wow, he got you pussy for a change!
Haha, I’m sorry.
- OSFA0
these are gorgeous! and Classy!!
- ********0
omg, you are practising for kids. don't kill the kitten, that does not bode well for the future.
- kelpie0
don't let it watch violent movies and start smoking young too, and for the love of God don't let it wear those tiny wee shorts in public
- paraselene0
actually, we're practicing for a dog.
- paraselene0
still very good advice, lads, cheers.
- ********0
you are being very pedo today kelpie.
- paraselene0
spring is in the air! grand, init?