Girlfriend advise
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- Jaline0
haha, jox I totally forgot about that.
or not...
;)
- FrdmOfSpch0
What about the issues Ginja's got??
- Sharif0
invite a very gay man like 45 yr old, an just have him say ridiculous shit to him the whole time, make him leave on his own will, or else your the bad guy ifr you hit him or kick him out, but in my house, he would get passed the driveway, thats just me
- mg330
let her invite the cunt over then kick the shit out of him then throw your lady out the house :D
chossy
(Apr 29 07, 05:17)--------------------------------
Sounds good but you left out the most important part: ripping his shirt off like the Hulk and roaring at everyone in the room - before and after - the shitkicking and the throwing out.
- jox0
nvite a very gay man like 45 yr old, an just have him say ridiculous shit to him the whole time, make him leave on his own will, or else your the bad guy ifr you hit him or kick him out, but in my house, he would get passed the driveway, thats just me
Sharif
(Apr 29 07, 09:37)God I just hate advice starting with "invite a very gay man [...]". Too much trouble arised in the past doing precisely that.
*walks away from thread in a semi-limp sort of way
- VectorMasked0
Ooh, I hope you're not referring to that time I accidentally slept with my friend when I was supposed to comfort her... That has expired man, haha
jox
(Apr 29 07, 09:02)Hey! i just did that!!
Twice!!
:o)
It was good though
- ********0
poison is ok if you don't get caught.
- ********0
j/k
- Jaline0
haha, Witt has given me a taste of what he would do.
- ********0
- crowbar to the face -
solves 99% of people-related problems...
true that
- jox0
Why doesn't it work with the remaining percent?
- ********0
fyi, i never posted in this thread.
;)
- Jaline0
jox, the other 1% they are a Jack Bauer clone.
- ********0
You humans and your feelings.
- ********0
Like last nite, I was talking to some girl and she casually drops she has a boyfriend. I of course replied, "What the fuck do I care, haha?"
We continued to talk and then later I made a joke about some guy who apparently happened to be her boyfriend. She got offended, so I figured I would give her a compliment, "No really, I have a lot of respect for you. I respect anyone that can work with the mentally challenged, I know I couldn’t do it."
She didn’t really take to kindly to that either however.
So I then made the observation and correlation that she dates ugly people, and I am not ugly therefore we are not compatible anyway ... I explained this theory to her and she left in a huff.
Short story long, that guy is doing the same thing - he is working different angles and doesn’t make snap decisions though.
- joyride0
haha flav, you're such an ass... I love it.
I love when girls drop that line, I normally say something like, don't worry, you're not really my type anyway. then carry on like it never happened.
- ********0
jox, the other 1% they are a Jack Bauer clone.
Jaline
(Apr 29 07, 12:58)tha jack bauer..
>: {
**grumbles bitterly to himself**
but yeah.. unless the guy thats sleezing is jack bauer --- crowbar to the face,,,
if the guy thats sleazing IS jack bauer... well...
RUN!
- Jaline0
LOL, I think if I met flavorful in real life I'd want to be friends with him but would definitely think he's an ass. I'm alright with it as long as he's entitled to the assery behaviour and is also loyal to his friends.
and lol @ making it sound like having a boyfriend is a pick-up line used by girls. maybe it is, but I think some boyfriends get weirded out when their gf doesn't mention to others that they have a bf. I wouldn't want to be around a guy who enforces it though.
- joyride0
I don't think they do it as a pickup line, maybe they do.
For me, if they are married or engaged is where I'm completely innocent and just talk to talk. I have a boyfriend means, she's still in the game for now and I put it on her to make the first step. I know to many girls that are in relationships just to not be lonely. That's an issue all in itself ya know. But girls say crap just to see you're real motives.
- Jaline0
What I meant was that it may actually persuade more guys to go after the girl rather than not.
You're right about the motives and stuff though. I know lots of girls who are just in a relationship for the sake of being in a relationship so as to not feel "left out". This is selfish, but the bf could also be that way if he's in the relationship for the same reason, or just to reap the benefits. I think it's important to respect someone, but obviously it's on them to stop things before it goes further as well.