The Office Shit Thread
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- nocomply0
I defiantly wait until I am on the clock making $$ to take a shit, not at home. Something about taking a poop and getting paid for it makes me feel good about myself.
adamm
(Feb 13 07, 11:35)highly agreed. our old place had a bunch of surger mags and maxims and stuff in there so i'd be sure to take my sweet time.
- nocomply0
surger = surfer
- ross0
Anyone else laugh their head off when they are in the can and someone farts whilst at the urinal?
I find it the funniest thing in the world.
i limit my pooping time to one sudoku per plop. Im there till i finish.
1S/P is the mathamatical formula for those who were wondering.
- mg330
1S/P is the mathamatical formula for those who were wondering.
ross
(Feb 13 07, 12:12)
--------------------------------...Added to anthology. Too priceless.
- k0na_an0k0
HAHAHA!
I try and time mine during the off hours for a crap each day.
Mondays usually in the afternoon as all the bastards who drank and ate themselves stupid are shitting everything out like madmen Monday morning. The rest of the week it's afternoon.
- kezza_20
I make sure I read all the guardian sports news at least before i'm finished. I only shit in the disabled loo. Theres no one with a wheel chair her, so a clean loo is only going to waste. Also they have handy arm rests.
- akoni0
I make sure I am not thinking of bad clients before I go in, may get an aneurysm.
- mg330
Someone left a giant turd all inside the first stall last week, when I opened the door I gasped "Oh God," and then heard someone two stalls down bust out in breath-laughing and quickly muffle it with their hand.
- grunttt0
i never shit, or work off the clock.
- adamm0
I want to know how someone can clog an INDUSTRIAL toilet?
Happens here couple times a week.
What kind of size turd has to come out to clog that?
OUCH!
- mg330
If you really want to be crafty, take the little urinal cake tray out of the wall urinal (or, you could always buy a plastic shower hair trap at the store) and place it over the flush hole of a sit down toilet with it's concave side down.
Then cover it with a few layers of toilet paper. Then take your dump.
Then, you'll be able to flush, but nothing will go down as only water will pass through the holes of either device.
This is of course suggested if you actually WANT to clog the toilet. Otherwise, don't bother.
- robotron3k0
The Office Shit Thread
What is your plan of attack when taking a dump at the office?Gucci
(Feb 13 07, 09:55)first never take a dump, you leave a dump.
- antigirl0
just say no.
- ********0
working from home now, so i'm partying alone
- yabyum0
I make sure I read all the guardian sports news at least before i'm finished. I only shit in the disabled loo. Theres no one with a wheel chair her, so a clean loo is only going to waste. Also they have handy arm rests.
kezza_2
(Feb 13 07, 12:33)I like to call that stall the Executive Suite. Plenty of leg room, fairly clean and some even have their own sink to minimize human contact during the walk of shame after a particularly bad one.
- CP120
...ah yes my lunch has digested and its time to drop a madd turd. I hope someone is next to me to smell the honor.
- mg330
It's cool to plant toothpick flags in yer dumps, it makes it look like it was a big conquest, like climbing Everest.
- -sputnik-0
just go do your business people. it's really not that big of a deal.
- CP120
sputnik dont be a party "pooper"...now onto business....
:)
- -sputnik-0
lol C3PO ;)