The Office Shit Thread
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- Gucci
What is your plan of attack when taking a dump at the office?
- harlequino0
Much like the Cobra Kai sensei method:
Mercy is for the weak. When confronting a toilet, your toilet deserves no mercy.
- digitalswarm0
Much like Mr. Miyagi's method...
I tend to wax off.
- acescence0
there's a bathroom that only i have the key to, at the end of a hallway that only i have the key to.
- harlequino0
Much like Mr. Miyagi's method...
I tend to wax off.
digitalswarm
(Feb 13 07, 09:59)Are you sure you don't Paint the Fence?
Ew, yuck. Sorry...
- CALLES0
im a shy shitter i can only go if there is no one else in the bathroom
- akoni0
What is your plan of attack when taking a dump at the office?
Gucci
(Feb 13 07, 09:55)I disrespect the toilet heavily
- edd-e0
try using some tape worms.
should clear that nasty shit habbit you got...
:)
- Gucci0
I disrespect the toilet heavily
akoni
(Feb 13 07, 10:02)you defiling lunatic.
- ********0
man, took me by surprise. I saw some guy in the bathroom walking around with no shoes, totally barefoot. just pulls up to the urinals and goes about his biz. Not to mention the bad aim that finds its way onto the floors here of a 300 person company. wtf
- Gucci0
he took a shit in the urinal?
- elahon0
We have a one-tiolet bathroom with sink, etc. After the time I found a toilet bowl filled with blood and shit (and I mean BLOOD. Looked like somebody drained a carcass above the toilet) in the SINGLE TOILET MENS bathroom, I tend to go home to shit. I live less than 5 minutes from work.
Unless I have a turtle head poking out, but I try not put myself in that situation.
- mrdobolina0
fascinating topic.
- Milan0
lol @ turtle head.
- Gucci0
fascinating topic.
mrdobolina
(Feb 13 07, 10:10)isn't it?
what's your shit story?
- Dancer0
Ficking hell you are all wimps.
It's a natural process that happens.
I take a dump when I need it
- mrdobolina0
nothing fancy gucci.
- MrMackem0
i shite in the ladies.
theres more room and it smells nicer.
and theres no piss chrystals on the underside of the seat that your knob brushes against.
or i shit when i get home.
- adamm0
I defiantly wait until I am on the clock making $$ to take a shit, not at home. Something about taking a poop and getting paid for it makes me feel good about myself.
- mg330
Awesome story about the blood elahom! +1, nah, make it 2.
- akoni0
I disrespect the toilet heavily
akoni
(Feb 13 07, 10:02)you defiling lunatic.
Gucci
(Feb 13 07, 10:04)and I didnt even go into detail :)