The Office Shit Thread
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- aktive0
Last night, I thought I was giving birth
- mg330
One day when I'm rich...
I'm going to offer myself out for April Fool's Day work, and one of my plans would be to rebuild a set of bathroom stalls so that with the push of a button they are yanked up into the ceiling faster than you can blink your eye, so that a bunch of men sitting there crapping at work are just minding their own business, then suddenly there they are naked next to other naked men doing the same thing.
I guess you could do it to women too.
As you can see I have this all thought out. Diagrams to follow.
- CP120
"Of course, there are only a small handful of films where the procedure of eating real human feces, is shown in pictures, but they do exist. One of the most well known films - besides often rated as one of the most disgusting and brutal films ever made in film history - is Pier Paolo Pasolini's Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma where the human feces were actually a mix of black chocolate and marmalade."
- Redmond0
I try to avoid it if possible by eating All Brans in the morning and keeping regular! If I really have to go when I'm at the office, I cover the seat with toilet paper first, for real, it grosses me out.