The Office Shit Thread
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- CALLES0
i just i should go take one right now.... but i really really dont feel like doing the effort
- CP120
well, im back and it was uneventful.
- mg330
It's cool to chomp on some crunchy food like chips or pretzel sticks while you're going, because:
A) People will think you're sick for eating while pooping.
and
B) There's something very, eh, sciencey about your body taking in food and emitting waste simultaneously.
- CP120
How about after a bad night out and your vomiting while pooping and if (your lucky) peeing.
Thats a splendid trifecta of fluids.
- CALLES0
ya'll know whats a blomp right?
- CP120
Im scared to ask....
what is it?
- CALLES0
a blowjob while you are taking a dump =)
- elahon0
I think George Carlin once said how ironic it would be to be eating a Snickers bar while taking a shit.
- CP120
Stimulating, Calles. Stimulating.
- Milan0
George Carlin also said that you never see someone taking a dump while running at full speed, then the Jackass guys did it...
- CP120
I guess the next challenge would be to get a BJ while running and taking a dump.
- fooler0
we have six porta johns in our hallway until they finish remodeling our bathrooms. So I go home to take a dump...I shit you not.
- ********0
diapers
- CALLES0
i just heard the most horrific noises coming from a stall... i so bad i wanted to wait and see who it was... but i got too grossed out
- aktive0
Whenever I have to take a dump, I have to walk through a hall of people. They all know what i'm doing.
- CP120
Im recovering from food poisoning so Im urinating out of my ass right now.
- Gucci0
... spectacular.
- mg330
Again, like most days, there's a perfectly straight log some 12-14 inches long just chilling in the first stall down the hall from me.
It will likely stay there all day because people are too lazy to flush the toilet. They have the laser flush thing but it doesn't work well on the first stall.
- Jaline0
fuck that shit!
- honest0
I tend to lock the door, there's nothing worse than to have somebody open the door and see you on the john admist the smell, the sweat and the relief... Although there is a guy at work who never locks the door when taking a dump.