EVIL THAT WE DO
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- letters0
I thought this was hell?
- kelpie0
nah, this is purgatory
- letters0
I'm not feeling the purification...
- kelpie0
it takes time - for some, forever
- harlequino0
mono-perspective middle class cheese n00bs then, concrete.
Nairn
(Feb 6 07, 06:52)I killed a cheese n00b on my way to work.
- Jaline0
i also tried to make the elevator doors slam shut on some girl who was giving me funny looks, but i failed.
paraselene
(Feb 6 07, 06:59)maybe she wanted to have some fun in the elevator
- Concrete0
I'm not feeling the purification...
letters
(Feb 6 07, 07:23)You have to pay extra for that!
- Jaline0
...and if that's the case, in God's eyes, you did the right thing, para.
- paraselene0
nah, she was giving me a dirty look because i HAD succeeded in slamming the front door in her pointy face not moments before.
- paraselene0
(i'm not sure why i did THAT.)
- kelpie0
(i'm not sure why i did THAT.)
paraselene
(Feb 6 07, 07:27)a fleeting sense of powerful satisfaction in a world you have no general control over?
that's why I poison the local dog population anyway...
- k0na_an0k0
no offence btw K0na, but I laughed heartily at that one :D
kelpie
(Feb 6 07, 07:19)HAHA.... none taken kelpie. I laughed too. Definitely not awake yet.
- Jaline0
I'm trying to find a mime so that I can give it a swift kick to the head.
It saddens me to learn that Parker Posey is a trained mime :(
- Jaline0
...which you can totally tell, what with her awesome facial expressions while acting in films.
- spk0
wished that bush twins would be dropped into the middle of sadr city
- chossy0
I touched my pee pee in the morning.
- kelpie0
its ok chossy, God lied, wankings good for you
- mg330
I told my girlfriend that she was insane for wanting to go to a sneak-preview of Norbit just because she won the tickets.
That movie looks ABYSMAL, there's no place in my life for crap like that.
Come to think of it, that's not really evil, it's exactly what I should have done.
- kinetic0
i believed in dinosaurs
- _salisae_0
my mom instilled the whole kharmic relevance in me pretty hardcore .. can't bring myself to do true evil
i only posture