EVIL THAT WE DO
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- _salisae_0
odd thing was i ran into her in the euphemism after landing and she smiled and waved goodbye to me.
we never even spoke .. i have a rule. no spoking on da planes.
- skt0
aye.
I mean, a wee bit of variety wouldnae go a miss for fucks sake.
- paraselene0
there's a fellah does the same by moorgate 'cept he runs around with a phone and car keys in his hands so he'll look legit while he's asking you for cash. says his car broke down or something.
then there's the guy in brixton who has no short term memory or something. he'll ask you thirty times in a night and by the end of it you're driven spare.
- skt0
Is that 5p man or 10p man?
Neither of them remember that they only just asked.
- paraselene0
i'm thinking of 5p man.
and also starting to feel ever-so-slightly evil for turning this thread into a comparative study of begging tactics used by the london homeless.
:l
- vespa0
then there's the guy in brixton who has no short term memory or something. he'll ask you thirty times in a night and by the end of it you're driven spare.
paraselene
(Feb 6 07, 08:18)the crack addict outside the shops downstairs at mine does the same thing. he's like one of those characters on loop in GTA, just walking in circles saying the same thing over and over until you bump into him or pick a fight
- Concrete0
then there's the guy in brixton who has no short term memory or something. he'll ask you thirty times in a night and by the end of it you're driven spare.
paraselene
(Feb 6 07, 08:18)Lucky he's not a mugger!
'Sorry I'm late I got mugged 30 times by some guy with amnesia'
- gramme0
I bit a man's ear off. He refused to eat himself after having turned into a hot dog. I came at him like a hurricane made of teeth and fingernails.
- _salisae_0
oh but vespa got the 66th post so all bets are off
- vespa0
i got post 66!!
i really am on my way to hell!
- gramme0
EVIL THAT WE DO
Somewhere there has to be a rock album with that title. If not, then ™.
- vespa0
THE ROCKING HORSES OF THE APOCALYPSE ARE COMIN AT ME!!!
- Mimio0
Yes, I can feel the pregnant silence of their bound hooves on the horizon.
- letters0
R Kelly came on the radio...
...I didnt turn it off...
*grabs SPF 5000 Sunblock*
- _salisae_0
ooooh but i got 69
make room!
- Concrete0
Vespa, I love that you know about GTA.
- kelpie0
yeah, bein' a gurl an' all
- chossy0
When I want to speed things up in bed I imagine I am making love to skt, then to finish things nicely I think of kelpie.
- kelpie0
*moves to Pluto
- chossy0
You can't leave I won't let you leave.