EVIL THAT WE DO
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What did you do today that would guarantee you a place in hell?
- kelpie0
no idea where to start
- skt0
I really expected that I could answer this easily. But, today, so far, I really don't think I have done anything wrong.
But it's only 10.15 and i'm not the nicest cunt in the world.
- design_naked0
I just killed a hobo with my bare hands.
- Nairn0
I just swore under my breath at a nice-looking 60 year old lady as she took ages to choose her cheese in Waitrose.
(i had my reasons - I'd let her in front of me, as there was another old lady taking up the frontage with her doddering husband and trolley, I'm not usually inclined to swearing at pleasant-looking members of the older generation.)
I felt at once tremendously guilty and moderately righteous.
- Baskerville0
I really expected that I could answer this easily. But, today, so far, I really don't think I have done anything wrong.
But it's only 10.15 and i'm not the nicest cunt in the world.
skt
(Feb 6 07, 06:43)You just typed the worst word possible, that must be worth a place in hell ;o)
- Nairn0
*decides not to list all the words worse than 'cunt' for Baskerville.
- Concrete0
I don't believe in hell.
- Baskerville0
*decides not to list all the words worse than 'cunt' for Baskerville.
Nairn
(Feb 6 07, 06:48)* Adds Nairn to satan's list for knowing the 'unspeakable words'
*also issues a fatwah
- Redmond0
Evil? I am posting on the interntet right now.
- Nairn0
You haven't shopped in Waitrose midday, with all the vacant, self-centred, mono-perspective middle class cheese n00bs then, concrete.
God, I hate the middle classes.
God, I hate myself.
- paraselene0
once again, i have selfishly told the truth without any regard for the feelings or well-being of those around me.
whether or not that's evil, i've no idea.
i also tried to make the elevator doors slam shut on some girl who was giving me funny looks, but i failed.
- k0na_an0k0
I just killed a hobo with my bare hands.
design_naked
(Feb 6 07, 06:44)From what I hear, hobo jokes are no longer funny. Unfortunately.
But fuck those who say that. I laughed. haha. What did you kill him with? Cinder block? Knife. Rusty Spork?!?
- skt0
His bare hands?
- Nairn0
I sound like a right pussy.
- Concrete0
Nairn, I wouldn't have put you down as the sort to shop in Waitrose. Whatever superficial reasoning you have for shopping there, it isn't worth hating yourself for it.
btw, all supermarkets are like that at midday.
*gives Nairn last rolo
- kelpie0
um...
fuck, this is really hard
- k0na_an0k0
His bare hands?
skt
(Feb 6 07, 07:02)But what if he's known as "design_naked Rusty Spork hands?!?"
btw... how did I miss that?!?
- designerror0
forgot to post in the blog thread before 12 pm
- skt0
I have no idea Kona, you are normally so sharp and witty.
- kelpie0
no offence btw K0na, but I laughed heartily at that one :D