first world problems
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- face_melter3
My B&O bluetooth earbuds have a bug that ramps the volume up when the battery gets to about 25%.
So they need a firmware update. My earphones have firmware.
- mg330
Was applying my cat's glue on nail covers this morning so she doesn't ruin our $2,000 couch while we're gone on vacation, and got the fast-drying superglue all over my left hand thumb and index finger. Now those don't work with my iPhone so I have to key in my passcode manually until the glue comes off. Can always use my other hand but old habits die hard.
- This is many levels of first world problem.sarahfailin
- lolmoldero
- Claw covers! what the fucking fuck!?! Are you going to superglue a plastic bag to her ass to stop her shitting/peeing on furniture when you're away too?microkorg
- poor cat. i'm just picturing the other neighbourhood cats ripping the absolute piss out of her.microkorg
- sted1
Fucking cocksucker cuntlices who run skype: why on this motherfucking earth do i have to go trough 3 page redirects to pay? of course one should always fail and i can start from the beginning. you dipshit arsehole retards.
- Fax_Benson1
Had some chicken soup for lunch that had a very slight banana taste to it.
Fucking livid.
- MrT1
Is there anything left in life that doesn't get between one and five stars?
- the wife rating your performance?hotroddy
- Dubai hotels?
(6 - 7)Fax_Benson
- drgs3
Was doing laundry yesterday, saw someone's cat and started playing with it
I would hide behind a corner and flutter with a sock as if it was a mouse. The cat watched me for half an hour and did nothingi thought the cat is stupid, but then i realized, what if the cat is playing with me and just wants to see for how long i would be doing that
- mg330
Just burned my mouth on octopus meat that I reheated for too long in the microwave.
- gross dudesarahfailin
- is it an euphemismdrgs
- euphemism for mouth disease?futurefood
- MrT0
That Photoshop tute I bookmarked, use quite regularly but always forget is now $7.
- tuts+ ?moldero
- It was on Go Media. I spent 10x that of my own time fucking around trying to recreate it. Pity the fool...MrT
- waybackmachine?trooperbill
- Thanks TB - I had tried a clearly inferior archive page thingy.MrT
- nb2
^ Oh man, I know this feeling. I've bought a couple books online that have driven me nuts.
This edition of Ways Of Seeing by Berger is set with some kind of extra bold sans-serif, that looks like the font included in some old dot matrix printer. The book is supposed to be amazing, but I can't get through it because it's so tiring to read.
Another one is Believing is Seeing by Errol Morris. Great content in the book and the copy inside looks great at first glance, but once you start reading it's so frustrating. I think Pentagram did it! Come on, dudes, I bought this book for READING.
I sometimes wonder if book designers are thinking, "Ah, if they actually wanted to read this book, they'd buy the eBook. Let's just make the book look good on the shelf, we'll sell more."
- georgesIII1
My thumb is too dirty to unlock my phone,
so I have to use the screen unlock like a goddamm caveman!!
- jatrick1
I felt condescended in a design presentation, now I'm thinking about quitting #whitepeople
- say morebklyndroobeki
- as in tell you more?jatrick
- misread. carry on!bklyndroobeki
- trooperbill0
i setup my wifes kindle using my amazon login, now she buys stuff and i pay for it. she wont let me change the login.
- hahaha,,,I mean, sorry to hear that...but, hahaha!Krassy
- get a replacement card so the number changes.pango
- Um, you're married. Isn't your money both of yours and vice versa??iCanHazQBN
- mg330
I hated using PTO hours the past four days while fighting a really back sinus and chest cold. I mean it's cool that I still get paid while sick, but sucks that I dipped into days I typically use for vacation.
- scarabin0
primary internal HDD took a shit. it's backed up on time machine but my boot disk won't work. can't clone the drive because it obviously doesn't work.
it had every photo i've ever taken on it.
fuck.
- maybe i can migrate itscarabin
- how old was the HD?hotroddy
- like a year. and fuck, everything that could go wrong with my restoration ishas. still trying to fix this shitscarabin
- that sucks, my primary hdd took a shit not too long ago, but luckily s.m.a.r.t was able to let me know ahead of timemoldero
- so I was able to back up my shit. luckilymoldero
- I dont save ANYTHING on my primary HD anymoremoldero
- i_monk0
I get "an error occured" when I try to load any of the multi-hour fireplace vids on Youtube. I have people coming over in an hour!
- try fireplace gifsyurimon
- ya but it doesn't make the crackling sound!pango
- set yourself on fire.iCanHazQBN
- ApeRobot0
- How is this a problem? Am I not first world enough?ORAZAL
- looks like a diseaseiCanHazQBN
- Don't get itset
- MrT0
Multiculturally diverse client has given me a pile of poorly-shot staff photos and asked me to colour correct them. This'll be interesting...
- lolEightyDeuce
- B&W, make it easier on yourself.capn_ron
- outsource send them - no longer first world problem.BH26
- first world typoBH26
- omg0
I used homejoy for their cleaning services. 4 times out of 4 was a hispanic cleaning person.
- MrT0
I chose the hottest, extra-hot satan's-cock chilli salami from the deli - that's a manly pursuit for me these days - and now I can't taste the nice bottle of wine that I also bought, or anything else for that matter.