first world problems

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  • Last post 4 months ago
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  • PonyBoy5

    cat poop is not dog food... but dogs seem to disagree

  • teh0

    Downloaded Stranger Things Season 3 from Pirate Bay and couldn't get the English Subtitles to work until episode 8.

    FML!

    • rarbg.to for quality and speed mate.
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    • fmovies.to

      use adblockers
      ok_not_ok
    • Just borrow someone’s Netflix ffsmonospaced
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    Blew a fuse cuz of my AC.

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    The power went out for 5 minutes last night.

  • Beeswax2

    I find Spotify's suggestion algorithm pretty dumb. I listened 2 songs of Tinariwen (north african, touareg band) my whole Discover weekly list got filled by African Music.
    I marked each one as not liked, next week, still a bunch of African groups show up.
    I want you to read my mind and my emotions Spotify. It shouldn't be that easy to label me as "afro music lover"

    • It fucking sucks, it's been trying to pawn shitty french music since I joined... I've NEVER listened to anything in french, ever. And it still can't figure outzarkonite
    • I like DJs. It's always trying to pitch some random artists in my suggestions. I guess it must be good if you're into top 40?zarkonite
    • Tinariwen is good. Spotify is right.BK
    • think you misread that BK, spotify suggestions suck balls. Wish you could turn that feature off.kingsteven
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  • hotroddy1

    When I download a jpg from my browser, chrome will convert it to a webp file.

    Anyone have a solution to my #fwp

    • I know this. I Screenshot it instead of downloading.Longcopylover
    • Windows or Mac? I'm on Mac and never had this issue.fadein11
    • fuck chrome, and google. get firefox insteadhans_glib
    • Same happens to me, I installed a chrome extension that gives you a right-click option to save as .pngBaskerviIle
    • FF!OBBTKN
    • Firefox forever!Bennn
    • Firefox is amongst the best browser for privacy : https://lifehacker.c…Bennn
    • with Tor and Brave!Bennn
  • sted2

    • Sounds more like a shitty hospital problem.BK
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  • i_monk2

    Bundt cake pans can't be used to make angel food cake.

  • Khurram0

    They cancelled my flight to Taiwan via Shanghai tomorrow but managed to rebook me direct to Taipei leaving on Friday - a day later. I was really cross because all my stuff is in storage and I already paid for the accommodation they day I was meant to arrive.

  • Khurram1

    So things went from bad to worse. I arrived at the airport on the 31st and tried to checkin for my flight to Taiwan and I was denied a boarding pass.

    Turns out, and I sort of knew this, that my passport needs to be valid 6 months for entry into Taiwan the day I arrive. My passport WOULD have been valid, as I had timed to arrive there on 31 January. Unfortunately, because of the corona virus situation, I was now arriving on Feb 2nd - which meant my passport would now only be valid 5 months from date of arrival.

    And so I was refused at the airport. The edibles I had taken just hit me as I stood at the checkout counter, mouth aghast, wondering what the fuck i do now - my apartment rented out to someone else, my stuff in storage, big suitcases by my side - nowhere to go.

    In the end, i managed to get the last flight from Montreal to Manchester, at the cost of over $1,000 - add to that the 1000s i'd blown on my ticket to Taiwan, no longer valid, and the acomodation I'd booked there i couldn't refund.

    So now I'm staying at my mum's house in England for a couple of weeks until I regroup. Which I guess saves me $1000 in terms of what i would have spent in Taiwan on fun and entertainment.

    I have onward tickets from Taipei to Philippines then to Tokyo and accomodation already booked - so i need to get to Manila on Feb 13th - and shell out for another flight - but now i'm reading corona just killed someone in Philippines and i don't know what's going to happen with that.

    But i'm going to persevere with the 3 months of travelling I had planned no matter what. Even though I'm out $2000+ now for nothing. Thankfully im' prettty affluent and have a thriving business so i can take the hit.

    Anyway, FML right now.

    • I'm going to hire a car and drive around Japan and see the cherry blossoms blooming and possibly spend a week at a Zen retreat. Planning itinerary now.Khurram
    • Whoa.

      Intense @Khurram, BUT consider you're alive AND living life in a non -traditional way. #Godspeed

      : )
      ideaist
    • Thanks ideaist! Definitely a first world problems situation. But like my Murphy's, i'm not bitter :))Khurram
    • Was really excited about Taiwan though. Been watching new Taiwanese cinema for months in excitement. Next year after I renew my passport!Khurram
    • And I just been reading how racist Japanese society is - people don't even sit next to you on the bus if you're black/brown. Probably more to come in this storyKhurram
    • Sounds like you’re your own worst enemy. Earlier passport renewal. And ingesting local drugs after you land. May be a better move next time. ;)BH26
    • Yeah I was a bit blase about the whole situation. Esp regarding passport. But the edibles, my plan was to go "clean" for 3 months so i took them for the plane..Khurram
    • so to be sober when i land. Then i don't do any drugs (even alcohol) for the duration of the trip. Not that being high made any difference in this situation.Khurram
  • DaveO1

    After 3 of the free cortados in my office, i start to get a headache.

  • OBBTKN0

    Bought a brand new shinny expensive bike a week ago, toooo busy at work and barely had free time to do 200 meters to test the brakes and gears.

    • and then some fucker stole it?_niko
    • No please!!! :(OBBTKN
    • mine got stolen last week, just jumped in to place to drink something and when i got out it was gone.sted
    • now i'm stuck with a 35 year old peugeot ventoux which requires serious care to get rollingsted
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    Oh boy, doesn't get any first world than this. I've actually yelled 'Oh no' to my screen :(

    • The lights are still working at least.PhanLo
    • Yes that small water squirt is gonna do shit.NBQ00
    • But the casino is right around the corner, go win a new one.NBQ00
    • Good thing Captain Toupee is on it.aslip
    • plot twist, that's lighter fluid he's sqirting_niko
    • Is he squirting lighter fluid?Gardener
    • that would literally win the first world problems thread lolll @_niko @Gardener
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    • Is that an f40? It's like a million dollar car.wagshaft
  • Khurram3

    FML!

    Just got an email from my Canadian phone company (Fido) 6 days after arriving in Japan that they are cancelling all roaming talk, text & data charges to customers travelling abroad until April 30th.

    That's after I shelled out $115 (canadian dollars) on an unlimited data plan SIM card with Japanese company Sakura Mobile. What a rip off!

    Serious, FML FML FML!!!

    • Softened the pill by cancelling all my Airbnb thanks to their corona virus full refund policy and rebooked bargains with Booking.com *sigh*Khurram
    • digital quarantinehotroddy
    • Fucking fido. I remember being with them when I lived in Hfx ... fucking gougers.Continuity
    • I'm going to swap out my Japanese SIM and fucking RAPE their free international roaming data. I know it's petty of me but I'm very cross!Khurram
  • spl33nidoru2

    Just because I find myself twice in the same aisle as you in the supermarket doesn't mean I want to get in your pants, chill woman!

  • drgs0

    Unripe pears, hard as rock

    • and the fuckers all ripen at once so inevitably some go over...hans_glib
    • They are the avocados of fruitGnash
    • I bought a pack of pears 4 days ago.
      I ate one today, still hard.
      I'm like a hen hatching its eggs
      drgs
    • they ripen from the inside innitMrT
    • i dont know, ive given up on pearsdrgs
  • Gnash4

    Got a sliver on the tip of my fret finger — while sanding wood —and now I can’t play the tenor guitar I recently restored

  • imbecile2

    Coronavirus / Covid-19