humane way to kill rats?
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- ravi0
just kick them so hard, if you're a soccer player. make sure you don't fuck it up! and then they will die.
- 5timuli0
A hammer and some Kleenex.
- wendog0
hit it with something heavy...like Helvetica Bold...
- _salisae_0
realize that after the brutal kill you're going to have a ghost rat. snuggling with you .. bathing with you .. eating off your plate .. terrorizing you while you sleep.
- Soler0
really kinetic?
do cats bring them partly alive to the Alpha so they can kill / feed first?
- kinetic0
by the way, that's actually a gift from your cat ... he / she likes you
- kinetic0
if you are willing to touch them, grab them by the back of their necks and pinch tighly
this will sever the brain stem from the spinal chord
my friend is getting his phd and has to do this all the time with mice
- Soler0
hey, the question was "the most humane"
but, lol at you guys. I think the vet would do it for free, btw
- Mimio0
If you can't kill them with your bare harnds you should elect to let them live.
- Grieg0
put them in a box and take them to a local vet. they can put them down. that is the most humane.
Soler
(Dec 7 06, 13:58)Then, intern them in a pet mausoleum, with little bronze plaques. You can estimate the year of birth for the inscription. The vet can probably tell by the teeth.
Also, get the perpetual site care, it's worth the extra few dollars. Money is no option in these matters.
- CALLES0
put them in a box and take them to a local vet. they can put them down. that is the most humane.
Soler
(Dec 7 06, 13:58)grandma i miss you
- Soler0
put them in a box and take them to a local vet. they can put them down. that is the most humane.
- skelly0
either hulk smash them or drown them. drowning is worse for them, but you don't have to watch or do anything.
i think the idea of taking them to a park is the least humane - they're barely alive, and would just lay there dying slowly.
seal up the holes around the pipes in your kitchen, it's getting cold and they'll be trying to get inside.
every night i fall asleep to the sound of rats crawling and fighting and squealing in my walls. it's creepy.
- e_b_c0
outlive them.
- OSFA0
Get them married!
- CALLES0
get yourself a korean... they love them rats
- drgs0
drown them
- Grieg0
be careful, don't play 'Man Eater'
mpfree
(Dec 7 06, 09:31)i JUST got that!
(because all I could think of was oh man that's a bad one, and they used to play it in the dining hall at school, so you had to eat and listen to that crap at the same time...)
- OSFA0