humane way to kill rats?
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- Nairn0
CO2's great'n'all (I call it Life) but it also forces an asphyxiation reaction in mammals which causes sheer and utter panic.
better to use an inert gas - or, better yet - dose them with large amounts of Nitrous Oxide, hit yourself with a dose - psychically bond with yon rats to reassure and pacify them - then twat them with a heavy saucepan.
- mrdobolina0
waterboard them and extract information about the rat king.
- e_b_c0
outlive them.
- flashbender0
Snakes love rats, go get yourself a snake
- morilla0
fire works
- harlequino0
Whoah whoah! Why are you killing them? Interrogate them and find out what they know.
- moth0
Maybe they could nibble on Nairn's bong gak.
Go out happy.
- CALLES0
rats are terrible... dont forget that they dont have blader control... so pretty much they are peeing all the time on YOUR stuff show those fuckers no mercy
- CALLES0
oir are you taling about a person thats a rat?
- Grieg0
I saw a show once about cats and the mother has to teach the little hunters to kill what they catch. If they don't get taught, they just play around with the little vermin toys.
What you need is a ratter, like a Manchester Terrier. My neighbor had a chipmunk in his house and we let Bitsy (my perky Manchester) take car of it. I put her in the last place the rat was sighted (the office), closed the door, there was a quick scurry, and Bitsy shook it once and plopped it down on the ground. Instinct. They dubbed her the Chimpmunkinator.
Or make the rats listen to Hall & Oates.
- HumanMale0
Rat into toilet roll type tube, into microwave. High power for 60 seconds
x 2
- mpfree0
don't forget to kill Pigeons.
they are flying rats
- moth0
Rat into toilet roll type tube, into microwave. High power for 60 seconds
x 2
HumanMale
(Dec 7 06, 06:24)Feed them popcorn first.
- dinky0
I put them somewhere dark and warm...
- ravi0
just kick them so hard, if you're a soccer player. make sure you don't fuck it up! and then they will die.
- k0na_an0k0
Here's what you do.
Get you and a couple buddies together and put on some black hoods and masks. Then get one of them to video tape you cutting off the rats' heads.
Then, play that videotape on the local anti-rat tv station to scare rats around the world not to come into your house and shit in your shoes.
- mpfree0
ROFL HAHHAHA kOna.
Talirats
fucking morons!
- Witt0
if you want to remain a civilized person you have to bring them to court first.
- Nairn0
*slaps moth
"this waster don't do bongs, man"