humane way to kill rats?
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- Nairn0
or, randomly select your nearest NTer and send them your rats.
- OSFA0
Why kill them?
- zombiewoof0
The NTrat exchange. Ilove it.
- kelpie0
anybody good with google maps API?
- mr_snuggles0
send them to CR, with 'mother' shaved on their belly...
- mr_snuggles0
or vice versa..
- Nairn0
CO2's great'n'all (I call it Life) but it also forces an asphyxiation reaction in mammals which causes sheer and utter panic.
better to use an inert gas - or, better yet - dose them with large amounts of Nitrous Oxide, hit yourself with a dose - psychically bond with yon rats to reassure and pacify them - then twat them with a heavy saucepan.
- mrdobolina0
waterboard them and extract information about the rat king.
- ********0
Maybe they could nibble on Nairn's bong gak.
Go out happy.
- HumanMale0
Rat into toilet roll type tube, into microwave. High power for 60 seconds
x 2
- ********0
Rat into toilet roll type tube, into microwave. High power for 60 seconds
x 2
HumanMale
(Dec 7 06, 06:24)Feed them popcorn first.
- ********0
I put them somewhere dark and warm...
- ********0
if you want to remain a civilized person you have to bring them to court first.
- Nairn0
*slaps moth
"this waster don't do bongs, man"
- ********0
I know you think you're Raoul Duke, Nairn, but we all know you're Ewen from Surrey who uses safety pins to smoke the hot roach of his gak joints....
- Concrete0
Please consider the sentiments of this before you make a rash decision
- paraselene0
gak joints?
did you learn all you know about drug culture from reefer madness?
:P
- Nairn0
* shakes head slowly at moth
* shakes head slowly at moth
* shakes head slowly at moth
* shakes head slowly at moth
* shakes head slowly at moth
* shakes head slowly at moth
* shakes head slowly at moth
* I've forgotten why i'm shaking my head at you
- k0na_an0k0
You good with tools?
Build a giant catapult and aim it out your window.
- mpfree0
when I was a kid, we shot them with BB Guns.
watch em die!