humane way to kill rats?
- Started
- Last post
- 96 Responses
- kelpie0
;)
- caulfield0
maybe they let me catch them on purpose? Maybe they've had enough of my bread?
- OSFA0
move out.
- kelpie0
maybe they have a better plan than you, maybe you should be careful
- ********0
i reckon we should ask chossy.
he'll know what to do.
- MikeMatthews0
Put them in a plastic cup filled with water. That's what I've done in the past. I hate having to take life that way but don't have the stomach or the will power to snap their necks or anything like that. Takes about 20 seconds or so for them to drown. Seems like the best way to deal with it.
- kelpie0
LOLZ!!!!!
that's so cruel, you pussy!!!!!
- kelpie0
there's always the old wrap em in a wet leather bag and suspend them over a candle method, that's hilarious.
> squeek! squeeeek!! cruuuuuuunch
- OSFA0
haha
- mr_snuggles0
they will learn to love you and you, them...
- Nairn0
"Seems like the best way to deal with it." For you, that is?
Sometimes - gotta be cruel to be kind, as they say.
- mrdobolina0
Ive hard stories of an uncle doing pillowcase in a bathtub with mice. not the nicest thing to do, but you could always just put them in the pillow case and launch it out your front door, but they will probably come back.
- ********0
i recall seeing some reality show about people who thought they were hard enough to do SAS training. They starved them for about 4 days and then gave them each a live rabbit to eat. Most of them refused.
- mr_snuggles0
make little boxing gloves and a little ring and fight them like a man!
- mrdobolina0
throw the cat in the pillowcase too, for not doing his portion.
- ross0
im with _sal here,
Go for a drive and put them in a park, for the love of god.Or at the very least, put them in a condom and hide them in your ass.
- OSFA0
How 'bout trainning them and creating your own little guerilla movement?
- mrdobolina0
gift wrap them and mail them to richard gere.
- grunttt0
Go get a medium size box and a magic marker. Draw lines on the box to make it resemble a cage and write "CAGE MATCH - TWO RATS ENTER ONE RAT LEAVES." Take the rats over to the box and make sure they read and understand the instructions. Invite some friends over, crack open some beers and place the rats in the box. Maybe you should shave one so that you can tell the difference - ya know, if you were to go get another beer and come back to watch the fight you'd be able to keep track. Place bets. Cheer for your favorite. Watch 'em go at it until one is dead. Release the other one. The most important thing is to have fun.
- zombiewoof0
Throw them into yer car and drive them across the river and release them in a more respecatbale part of town...
Or do what the lab researchers do, plastic bag and dry ice. The CO2 quickly and quitely extinguishes them.