jehovas witnesses bothering me
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- MLP
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i said i was late for work, so they asked to come back, so i said i was moving and they couldn't
then they asked what i do and i said i'm a designer.. and they go "well that's quite a creative profession. do you know who the greatest creator is? the greatest designer?" i said "paul rand?
- ********0
Brilliant.
- Mimio0
They're just checking you off list of sheep and adding your name to the goat list. No biggie, just working towards Armageddon.
- TheBlueOne0
...and then you whipped out your AK and shot them down just to watch them die?
- ********0
hahhhaa!
- ********0
lol Mimio!
- mg330
OMG, I would have said "This dude called Kona" and then held up the pic I carry of him in my wallet:
- TheBlueOne0
...and then you told them you were a scientologist and that the Giant Aliens were returning soon to suck out their brains?
- ********0
Rich people can afford gates to keep weasels like that away from them.
- ********0
I knew someone who came to the door naked when he knew it was the jehovah's witnesses--problem solved
- mg330
Awesome - I almost published a new page to our company site with that body builder pic as a link inside!
- MLP0
they fooled me.
i had the new mastodon DIMED and i thought it was my neighbor pissed off at my jams. they were 90 year old dudes without backpacks. i totally had no idea what they were up to or i would have answered the door in a speedo.
- UndoUndo0
yr not one of the lucky 144000 chosen ones then?
- ********0
I knew someone who came to the door naked when he knew it was the jehovah's witnesses--problem solved
Rand
(Aug 9 06, 07:39)nudity is the purest form of gracing God's creation.
well that's what i told the cops when i was streaking through the kindergarten across the street.
- tasty0
I am laughing my ass off....thats fuckingnicely done.
and here's a little something for the kiddies'
- TheBlueOne0
New Rule. When answering the door when Jehovahs Witnesses are about, you must blast Mastadon CD's and then go "What?" when you jerk the door open.
Any upside down cross necklaces would be good here as well...
- Concrete0
Undoundo, knows too much!?
- UndoUndo0
JW's believe that 144000 ppl will only ever get to to go heaven -
so assuming yr no saint and have probably enjoyed yrself recreationally there many more likely candidates than yrself to join the 144000-
explaining this to them often shuts em up
- Mimio0
I think showing up naked to the door proclaiming the arrival of the new Jerusalem would go over well. then say..."Like Adam and Eve let your genitals be free!".
- brandelec0
i have a jesus mask and some dry ice by my door
- chossy0
jevad'ohas witness the fitness aight :D