Da Vinci Code
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- winter0
smrz,
how did you come to build your own opinion about what horse shit tastes like?
- toastie0
a piece of shit movie based on a piece of shit book by a piece of shit author. oh the implications!
- smrz0
Wow, winter.
Just about the same way I've deduced that you're an idiot.
- 2wo0
one word, rediculous. its a god damn movie.
- toastie0
and a piece of shit movie at that
- jaylarson0
movies are mosdef a social ritual... and this movie as especially since xtianity has curropted the minds of a couple billion peeps.
- CALLES0
am i believing what ya'll saying?
- mpfree0
I give it a year before there's a porno for this.
Da' Da Vinci Cock
- winter0
Wow, winter.
Just about the same way I've deduced that you're an idiot.
smrz
(May 19 06, 09:44)
------------------------------correct! if you have a bad plot, you know you have a bad writer, a bad movie, etc.
- smrz0
man, you were just waiting with baited breath to post your fucking response no matter what the fuck I said, huh?
So you liked the book, then?
- Jaline0
correct! if you have a bad plot, you know you have a bad writer, a bad movie, etc.
winter
(May 19 06, 11:51)but not really. Many great actors do horrible films.
- winter0
why would i read a book where the killer is an albino monk? c'mon... an albino monk?
- smrz0
what - you got a problems with albinos?
racialist.
- kingjulien0
Him: Have you noticed all the A@E biographies and History Channel episodes about the Da Vinci code this week? I read the book, and these programs are giving away the ending of the film! It's ruining it for everybody! I think they're doing it to prevent people from going to see it. It's just propaganda for the religious right you know, who are protesting the film. I bet the boxoffice receipts are down too. It's a conspiracy and it's fucked up and I'm sick of this shit!
Me: Bro, Dan Brown is a hack writer and Tom Hanks' best role was as Alex P. Keaton's drunk uncle Ned in an old Family Ties episode. If I hear another one of your dirthead observations about the Bush family in cahoots with the Bin Ladens or that the Hamas party is a collection of "Freedom Fighters" oppressed by the "evil Zionists", I'm going to mace this whole fucking kitchen, even if you are Erin's cousin and she'll never speak to me again.
Him: It's true you know. You're just afraid of the truth.
Me: Yup. You got me. Now, can we discuss why you have JFK Jr.'s flight pattern charts tacked to your ceiling?
- Sven_sk0
people will get their panties in a bunch over just about anything.
especially bible bangers or people associate with the almighty "holy" roman catholic church.
this is like getting all upset and arguing with someone over your imaginary friends hair or eye color.
stupid.
ps. the bible is a great work of fiction too. all hear-say and spectulation.
- Nac_part20
ps. the bible is a great work of fiction too. all hear-say and spectulation.
Sven_sk
(May 19 06, 12:44)
----------------------------not going to preach...
but can you justify that statement?
- winter0
DVC II - An australian researcher finds evidence that an identical twin of the albino monk is hiding in the outskirts of Johannesburg in a family of zulu magicians. Then a parchement is found in an old condor hideout in Patagonia, that contains a terrible truth: Jesus used to bite his nails before preaching. The albino monk's twin kills a trainee from The Oslo Nail Museum. She had been dating what was supposed to be the remnants of the bitings of the depressed drummer from a Norbotten Trash Metal band called Black Odin Spit. The Albino Monk's Twin before the trainee realises that the flourshing holy-scissors replicae business presently blooming in Jerusalem is a big hoax.
- megatron51500
The Bible is the #1 Best Selling work of Fiction, ever. There is so much in the Bible we can't prove, but for many its from this book that they derive their faith. Believe whatever you want, but don't condemn a movie because it offers a different interpretation of religious history.
I heard somewhere there was a huge protest for "The Last Temptation of Christ" when it first came out, and I believe it helped out the movie in theatres, many didn't know about it but the contraversy created a huge buzz. Is the same thing happening again?
- Rand0
"To their credit the director and his screenwriter have streamlined Mr. Brown's story and refrained from trying to capture his, um, prose style. "Almost inconceivably, the gun into which she was now staring was clutched in the pale hand of an enormous albino with long white hair." Such language — note the exquisite "almost" and the fastidious tucking of the "which" after the preposition — can live only on the page."