Da Vinci Code
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Him: Have you noticed all the A@E biographies and History Channel episodes about the Da Vinci code this week? I read the book, and these programs are giving away the ending of the film! It's ruining it for everybody! I think they're doing it to prevent people from going to see it. It's just propaganda for the religious right you know, who are protesting the film. I bet the boxoffice receipts are down too. It's a conspiracy and it's fucked up and I'm sick of this shit!
Me: Bro, Dan Brown is a hack writer and Tom Hanks' best role was as Alex P. Keaton's drunk uncle Ned in an old Family Ties episode. If I hear another one of your dirthead observations about the Bush family in cahoots with the Bin Ladens or that the Hamas party is a collection of "Freedom Fighters" oppressed by the "evil Zionists", I'm going to mace this whole fucking kitchen, even if you are Erin's cousin and she'll never speak to me again.
Him: It's true you know. You're just afraid of the truth.
Me: Yup. You got me. Now, can we discuss why you have JFK Jr.'s flight pattern charts tacked to your ceiling?