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- Jaline0
designerror, your 'movable office system' is so hot.
- ********0
rasko described YORKSHIRE perfectly but sadly missed off references to mines, whippets and flat caps.
- Nairn0
'Rocky Soundboard'...
http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content…
- Nairn0
(oops)
- rasko40
Here are 10 undisputable common FACTS about the north:
1. They eat sausages made from pigs blood on a daily basis.
2. They still believe the coal industry is the heart of the nation
3. They believe AIDS is for gays and that smoking Benson and Hedges can cure it
4. They will tell you how 'insular' americans are, yet have never travelled anywhere other than the Costa del Sol, where they dine on fish and chips and stay by the hotel pool moaning about the germans.
5.They spread the dripping fat from meat onto bread and eat it
6. They ALL eat tripe
7. They believe the Olympics/World Cup/London Marathon/Mrs Smiths Tea Party should have been held in Manchester or Newcastle because 'London gets everything', and will neverf tire of moaning about this and anything else about London.
8. They still have net curtains, table cloths and carpet in the bathroom
9. They believe they are the 'salt of the Earth' and that gives them the right to crack poor racist jokes, fart and spit in the street
10. They would prefer 'abroad' if there were less 'foriegners'
- kelpie0
by 'eck rasko! racialist!
- Nairn0
11. It is NOT the south, and was never conquered by the 'French' and other continental foo-foos.
- chossy0
Why not go to somewhere like brazil.... you would get some wicked inspiration there....
- Dancer0
even with myself included, i fear the sluttiest girls are probably in reading.
paraselene
(May 2 06, 03:31)Sure are! And that's Reading with a capital "R"!!
;)
- stuBCN750
Bristol ... The mild mild west.
Best place in the UK, honest !
- paraselene0
even with myself included, i fear the sluttiest girls are probably in reading.
paraselene
(May 2 06, 03:31)Sure are! And that's Reading with a capital "R"!!
;)
Dancer
(May 2 06, 07:51)tee hee. i wondered if you were gonna catch me at that. ;)
- mr_snuggles0
so what about salaries? £35-40k for a senior with 7 years experience, is this accurate?
- rasko40
yeah and that comes with a company car, healthcare, golf membership and access to thai massage 24hrs a day.
- ********0
Have the crazy smoking bans reached UK yet?
- mr_snuggles0
what kind of company car?
- twosixohfive0
The North is the balls, Newcastle, Leeds, Edinburgh.
Avoid Birmingham, fuck all happens here. And whoever said Norwhich should be shot. Brighton is good but well cliched.
I hear they party all night long in Welwyn Garden City.
- paraselene0
smoking ban has taken effect in scotland, england and wales are next. ireland's been there for yonks, of course.
that sounds about right to me, moneywise, snuggles. if it's london you'll want to push for 40 or more, but elsewhere the upper 30s will probably be more likely.
- paraselene0
edit:
'...scotland; england and wales...'
- kelpie0
upper 30's? fuck me :0
- lowimpakt0
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world…
smoking curbs.