I Hear Tom Cruise
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- harlequino
This makes strange sense.
- harlequino0
I meant "I Heart" btw...
- jox0
That's fucking disgusting.
I mean, I might eat Brooke Burke's, but KATIE HOLMES'?
- alkanenine0
disgusting.
- kyl30
I watched war of the worlds last night and I want my 2 hours back
- harlequino0
It does put one off of Egg Foo Young and blood sausage for a while.
- jteore0
I swear that this is a tradition somewhere. I remember watching something like a PBS special where after a child is born there ARE things called "After Parties". The families will gather for a after birth celebration (seems standard) where they will cook up the placenta and eat it together. I think the special even had them mixing into some kinda rice concoction. Its supposed to bring "good luck and strong family ties"
- Cactus0
I drank my daughters first menstral blood for breakfast this morning. It apparently will enable us to form a more lasting bond as she grows older.
Tasted like a V8.
- jox0
Fuck, I have hurled for less!
- Cactus0
You see, Tom only ses stuff like that when his thetan levels are low.
Otherwise, he's perfectly normal just like you and me.
- uberdesigner0
seems like mr cruise has a good sense of humor
- Jaline0
This man went from cool to NUTS in about 5 minutes.
- harlequino0
seems like mr cruise has a good sense of humor
uberdesigner
(Apr 18 06, 11:24)Thetan humor. Definitely a cultural thing.
- uberdesigner0
the guy's just making a joke but he's so trapped by celebrity that everyone thinks he's a wooden dummy
- Jaline0
Maybe Nicole does this to all men...
- uberdesigner0
never trust a redhead
- Dancer0
Haven't even read the link but I can safely say Tom Cruise is an utter knob jockey
The end
- uberdesigner0
he is out of his mind. he has hundreds of millions of bucks and he could retire but he doesn't because he believes he's scientology's christ or something
- mr_snuggles0
I am scientology's christ...
I am Nem Perez...
- uberdesigner0
nem aint bad for an insane 19 yr old