I Hear Tom Cruise
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- deadpixels0
I drank my daughters first menstral blood for breakfast this morning. It apparently will enable us to form a more lasting bond as she grows older.
Tasted like a V8.
Cactus
(Apr 18 06, 10:50)What kind of person thinks up that sentence? You are truly fucked up. lol
- Jaline0
http://movies.msn.com/movies/art…
'The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.
The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.'
- Crouwel0
Soon he will eat the very last fecal matter from his dying grandfather to have him live on inside tom.
- robotron3k0
suri is also a kind of a lama or pack animal I believe, and there is also a translation which means "pickpocket"
I heard a rumour that Sony pre-screened Mission Impossible 3 and much to their dismay the audience clapped and applauded when Tom Cruise got beat up.... go figure.
- resolutelyJones0
Nothing like cold placenta sandwiches for lunch the next day.
That's good eatin'!
- harlequino0
Nothing like cold placenta sandwiches for lunch the next day.
That's good eatin'!
resolutelyJones
(Apr 19 06, 07:15)I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. But I also want a liverwurst sandwich for lunch now.
Someone help.
:-S
- Jaline0
OMG Brooke Shields had her baby girl today as well! I wonder if Tom is going to criticize her again...
- kelpie0
did she scream?
- jteore0
www.viceland.com/int/v...
mcmagic
(Apr 19 06, 06:49)Its about time someone fucking knows whats up. My coworkers think I have no idea what Im talking about.
- determinedmoth0
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall ate his wife's placenta live on TV in the UK.
- thinman0
I drank my daughters first menstral blood for breakfast this morning. It apparently will enable us to form a more lasting bond as she grows older.
Tasted like a V8.
Cactus
(Apr 18 06, 10:50)ha ha nice
- kelpie0
well if its good enough for hugh...
- paraselene0
damn straight if it's good enough for hugh! nobody messes with hugh in my presence!
- determinedmoth0
i'd eat it.
pate is defo the way to go with it because I expect it's quite gloupy... would probably slip through the grill if you tried to grill it.
- paraselene0
eugh.
- determinedmoth0
i'm gonna email laurie...
- kelpie0
moth.
- kelpie0
you need to go outside.
- determinedmoth0
why?