am i crazy?
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- QuincyArcher
what is up with people not washing their hands when they go to the bathroom? That is absolutely repugnent!
- ********0
*picks nose. wipes booger on screen.
Take that you clean freak bastard.
- QuincyArcher0
ick! my thread is covered in kOna-booger!
- swollenelbow0
i had a dream about an over flowing toilet last night...it was coming up slowly as i was trying to pee and i was like "WOAAAH SHITT!!" and ran out of the bathroom and woke up.
funky right?
anyhow, washing hands is a must...especially at the work place.
- ********0
Actually, at my last job I saw many a guys not wash afterwards... now I'm almost OCC.
Not only do I wash my hands after everything, but I havn't touched a door knob (other than the ones in my own home) in about 2 years. It's either with the towel, or, if there isn't one like in public somewhere I'm using the bottom of my shirt.
And, I have a small bottle of the no water hand wash. :/
- mg330
Speaking of...
How often do you bend down and look at the underside of your desk chair?
- QuincyArcher0
i was using a urinal at a movie theater...and some guy walks up to the one next to mine with a soda in one hand, and popcorn in the other.
Clearly unsure as to how to proceed, he places the soda and popcorn ON TOP OF the urinal, does his thang, and leaves. ALL WITHOUT WASHING! never mind the fact that no environment is more hostile to food then a bathroom...
- chossy0
mentalist, but I do the same as you kona, I will use either my cuff or the tail of a shirt or bottom of a tshirt to touch skanky bog doors.
- mrdobolina0
what would you people do if you had real jobs where you couldn't be such high maintenance bitches?
:)
- PonyBoy0
Enter response:
alot of public bathrooms now have garbage cans by the door because people are becoming more aware of bacteria etc...
... so - now it's slowly becoming 'common practice' to leave a garbage can at the door - so when people wash their hands and leave... they open the door w/the towel they just dried their hands with - and toss it in the conveniently placed recepticle.
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On another note... this actually made sense to me - My old boss used to say that he'd wash his hands FIRST... before pulling out his hoohoo and doing his deed...
... that way - his weeny is still clean from the shower earlier. Hmm... now that I think about that - it seems a little bit protective of yer pecker...
... but anyway...
- harlequino0
Someone took a shit all over the men's room floor the other day.
Not sure where this fits in here, but I thought I'd mention it. It was disturbing to say the least.
- mr_snuggles0
I worked at a Burger King when I was 15 and once somebody shit in the sink of the mens bathroom. wtf? Do you know how much effort that takes?!?
- chossy0
thing is though, how dirty does a doofer get anyway and who holds their dong by the piss end any way?, normally when I go to the toilet to take a toof or to pish I get someone else to hold and wipe as necessary anyway.
- harlequino0
Well, given the grease content of BK food, probably not as much as you might think.
Think as a visual: squeezing wet bar of soap and watching it slip and fly
- mr_snuggles0
but chossy, does he/she wash their hands after though? That's the real question here..
- QuincyArcher0
PonyBoy...why did your boss tell you that?
- PonyBoy0
thing is though, how dirty does a doofer get anyway and who holds their dong by the piss end any way?, normally when I go to the toilet to take a toof or to pish I get someone else to hold and wipe as necessary anyway.
chossy
(Apr 5 06, 12:45)
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Enter response:yeah... me too - I have a little gnome for my backside - he does a pretty good job and keeps the complaining to a minimum... and well - i'm not going into detail on who holds my 'heafty-one' when relieving urinary pressure... that's private.
- mrdobolina0
I hope the bird flu doesnt make its way to your countries, yall will be the first casualties because your immune system has no practice.
- mg330
Anyone remember urinalpoop.com? Classic.
At my office, every now and then a sit-down toilet is full of blood. Sometimes light in color, sometimes dark, thick, arterial blood.
I can't believe that someone wouldn't flush that, unless they don't know there's a button on the laser flusher part.
Needless to say it's always a shock but I love the thought of someone else being disgusted by it and also wondering why no one flushes it.
- harlequino0
doofer
toof
pishI love bathroom slang from other countries.
:)
- visualplane0
In the grand scheme of things, is it relevent granted the fact that we all look like chimpmunks?