am i crazy?
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- PonyBoy0
PonyBoy...why did your boss tell you that?
QuincyArcher
(Apr 5 06, 12:48)
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Enter response:woah... yeah - probably should've given a reason as to why I'd have that conversation w/my boss..
... he was 'comfortable' around 'the guys' at the office - he used to take a leak w/the bathroom door open when no women were around...
... so I called him out on it one day when he didn't wash his hands..
... not that I was watching him or anything...
......
*looks for a door to leave the room...
- chossy0
he he, heafty one, who told you you had a heafty one, biggest one in four counties and other stand by me quotes he he.
- QuincyArcher0
HA! On time, my boss was in the bathroom (single-person type bathroom)...all of the sudden, he starts screaming, and runs out of the bathroom with his pants down around his ankles. Guess a rat climbed up the toilet pipe.
it was funny because one of the other employees caught an eye full of his wang.
- ********0
if when you're wiping your ass and your finger breaks through, is it ok to pick your nose immediately after?
- PonyBoy0
HA! On time, my boss was in the bathroom (single-person type bathroom)...all of the sudden, he starts screaming, and runs out of the bathroom with his pants down around his ankles. Guess a rat climbed up the toilet pipe.
it was funny because one of the other employees caught an eye full of his wang.
QuincyArcher
(Apr 5 06, 12:55)
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Enter response:aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!
One time - at the same office as the 'Boss' story... I was washing my hands after a drizzle...
... and A FUCKING BEE was in there with me... and this bathroom was like a 4' x 4' box... TINY...
... so I swatted like a man possessed... and took out the two lightbulbs and lighting fixture in one massive swoop.
EVERYONE came running to the aid of the bloody kid... locked in the bathroom...
... with a bee sting after all that too.
- pyeaton0
Howie Mandel?
- Jerry0
Ever tried opening a faucet after a nice pee with clean hands, huh?
- PonyBoy0
Ever tried opening a faucet after a nice pee with clean hands, huh?
Jerry
(Apr 5 06, 13:04)
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Enter response:ever accidentally pee on your hand... then go to open the faucet... and there's no water?
- mrdobolina0
What do you OCD victims do when wanting to press buttons on an elevator? finger condoms?
- harlequino0
What do you OCD victims do when wanting to press buttons on an elevator? finger condoms?
mrdobolina
(Apr 5 06, 13:29)Yes, actually.
Check out people at the market use those all the time.
- mrdobolina0
It must be hell being such pussies.
- ********0
shit i see people picking there feet with pens and then try to lend that pen
- mrdobolina0
picking their feet? Where do you work a turkish bath house?
- ********0
jabbing a pen and scratching with pens .... but its more primal than u imagine
- mg330
I always imagine leaving really questionable objects in the work bathroom, like a bloody lice brush, or enema instructions.
- frankiefido0
frankie always washes his hands, even when not using the facilities. he enjoys clean hands, for clean hands are happy hands.
- ********0
this thread needs to be shat on
- mrdobolina0
If you go to an outdoor music festival or anywhere that you may have to use a nasty porta-potty, it must be as bad as if you were in a nazi concentration camp, right?
- ********0
I''ll rather shit on mother nature than on a porta-potty
- frankiefido0
frankie refuses to shit on this thread, because that would be unsanitary.
frankie flips jens the bird.