am i crazy?
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- mrdobolina0
frankie flips jens the bird with a finger condom on it.
frankiefido
(Apr 5 06, 14:09)
- mg330
so did anyone else look under their chair? Where else do you put your nasal fossils?
- ********0
I just counted 19 pieces of pink gum under my desk..
Who knows, HubbaBubba might go belly up one day
- QuincyArcher0
so did anyone else look under their chair? Where else do you put your nasal fossils?
mg33
(Apr 5 06, 14:12)
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Strangely enough...i have a box of TISSUES on my desk for this very purpose.and i did look, and i think it's about as clean as it's gonna get down there.
- ********0
*jens calls frankies neighbor and tells him to put a password on his WiFi
bye bye frankie
- ********0
once when I went into a porta potty the smell was so bad I got sick. but when I leaned over the toilet to puke, the smell was even worse, so I puked even more
- ********0
mrdobolina you shit in porta potties?!?
I only go #1 in those and use my shirt to open the plastic latch.
Last summer I was at a bar and some biker dude came in to take a leak.. big tuff guy... too much of a 'man' to piss in the urinal next to me, another guy, so he goes into the stall.
He's pissin and whatever and I just happen to look over under the stall when I see his right foot come up off the floor for a second, then the "whoosh" of the toilet.. then a loud SPLASH spash "OH FUCK" and the sound of him falling into the wall.
I laughed a bit to myself, finished up, washed my hands and walked out.
The dude comes storming out a few minutes later and his pant leg and boot are soaked.
I guess this "manly" guy didn't want to touch the flusher so he flushed the toilet with his foot, lost his balance and his whole boot shot into the toilet spashing his piss all over his leg.
He tore off like a badass on his Harley from the lot and I was the only one laughing at his wet pant leg.
haha.
- ********0
Get back to work slacker
- mrdobolina0
mrdobolina you shit in porta potties?!?
umm no.
Doesnt change the fact that you will all die of birdflu before me.
- ********0
superior genes?
- mrdobolina0
no, Im not afraid of germs.
- ********0
Silly skinflint... muscles protect you from viruses.
Why do you think I work out? The birdflu doesn't stand a chance against my superior muscles.
- ********0
haha... I just had a funny thought. It would be difficult for a guy to catch the bird flu when he's too busy getting stoned in his parent's basement while eating cheetos all night posing on Newstoday. haha. You lucky bastard! I've had this shit all wrong. Fuck workin out man!
- nocomply0
then the "whoosh" of the toilet.. then a loud SPLASH spash "OH FUCK" and the sound of him falling into the wall.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Classic! Now my coworker acrosss the room is wondering what the hell I can't keep a straigt face about.
- mrdobolina0
I love how you always say that I live in my parents' basement. Nothing could be further from the truth. Go rub some bronzer on your glutes and try again.
- ********0
short answer yes, you're crazy long answer...who gives a fuckin shit just don't put their fingers in your mouth
- jimmyjames0
i sleep with soap next to my bed in case i have a dirty dream
- _salisae_0
i hate germ freaks. i refuse to believe every day events and locations are a dire attack on my health.
without the awareness your body doesn't know what it's fighting, bubble boys.
- canuck0
You're not crazy. But I am.
- akrok0
haha...funny. I don't know what a hell is wrong with them. scared of water or what.
=o)