Your Injuries
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- tkmeister0
damn you guys, i am surprised you all are in one piece.
- elahon0
Was fine till a car I was in in high school (I was the passenger) crossed the line, and hit another car head on, and we careened down a 45' embankment. The driver decided to pass 4 cars on a no passing zone, on a curve. I flew through the windshield (pop-out glass) and about 30 feet through a heavily wooded forrest.
End result was I had a shattered elbow and fractured my pelvis. Also ruptured spleen, blew out my diaphram, and punctured my left lung. About a month and a half in the hospital and 6 months of physical therapy. I was unconcious for 4 days, and have a 16" long scar down my chest, and half-dollar sized scar from a drainage tube in my chest. Driver went home with a lacerated scalp the nest morning. I still don't have full extension in my right arm, and it doesn't swing when I walk.
I was told if I had had my seatbelt on, which I didn't, I would have been killed because the passenger side of the roof collapsed to about chest height.
And to top it off, motherfuckers didn't deflate my cathider tube when the pulled it out. I'd say the bubble was about the size of a pinky finger-nail. I was concious for that one. Yeaow!!!
- JazX0
I got an Indiana Jones scar to provez it!
- tkmeister0
oh yeah, jazx?
send us your naked pic.
- JazX0
big slit up the rump. I mean face!
- dijitaq0
from head to toe:
- several concussions
- stitches to my forehead
- broken nose
- dislocated elbow
- broken arm
- broken wrist
- dislocated thumb, index, pinky
- 2 broken ribs
- stitches just above my right kidney
- dislocated knee (twice)
- broken ankle
- jamble0
I grazed my knee playing football last night, it hurts like fook.
- JazX0
don't do that
- nessdog0
cracked rib, ruptured anterior cruciate ligament in my knee, torn knee cartilage, plus the usual twisted ankles/wrists, dented shins...
I'm currently awaiting an operation to reconstruct the torn ligament out of my patella tendon. booo hisss.
- Dancer0
Dislocated Shoulder
Dislocated Shoulder
Dislocated Shoulder
Dislocated Shoulder
Dislocated Shoulder
Dislocated Shoulder
Dislocated ShoulderThat's 8 at last count. Once was even in my sleep.... niiice!!
- flavorful0
e-pill's sound they worst because they are so graphic, heh.
- _me_0
broke 3 toes last night folding my flipflop and going over on it.
really hurts.
- flavorful0
- Stitches in my head from playing soccer on concrete
- Stitches in my head from tripping and hitting my head off a teacher's open drawer
- Osgood-Schlatter disease as well
- More concussions then I can remember ranging from:
Running into a brick wall playing basketball full speed,
Trying to do a back flip on bike my first time,
Trying to do a back flip on bike second time,
Accidentely attempting a front flip on my bike (over rotated...),
Falling 15 feet head first onto sidewalk,
Losing control of skateboard in mid-air in a waterless public pool 12 feet in the deep end (also broke arm),
Picking up 250 pound friend, falling backwards headfirst into porch railing,
The list could seemingly go on forever...
- Water on the knee (hitting some kid's head with knee playing soccer)
- Dislocated Jaw (thanks to my brother)
- Two front teeth knocked out (thanks to my brother)
- All my fingers have been fractured, most compound
- Only 2 black eyes, one from an attempted "jumping", the other from my drunk friend
- Dislocated toe... sounds painless, I could barely walk for weeks.
- A lot of sprained ankles...I have a hard time remembering things so I'm probably leaving out some fun stuff.
In all my years of sports, I really have been quite lucky.
I'd like to thank 2% milk.
I live/d a fun life.
- -scarabin-0
man, fuck sports