Your Injuries
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- epill_0
- 1st grade a skate board rolled over my right hand and crushed my thumb knuckle and broke all my fingers.
- shattered my left thumb in 4 places and broke middle and pointer fingers in a bad skiing accident
- ripped the ligaments in my right ankle and it still hassnt healded properly
- during a local tackle football game during the 80s i caught the ball in a nasty way and re-broke a few fingers not by catching the ball but by the tackle.
- during an intense game of Manhunt in the NYC Subway systems i slipped in some nasty liquid and smashed my head into the concrete and my upper cainine teeth ripped thru my lips splitting it i had 14 stitches in my inner lip.
- when i was 11 years old i was cutting a cabbage with a sharp but un-serrated knife with my left hand ontop of the cabbage and my right hand pushing the blade thru the cabbage the blade popped up and out going right thru my palm of my left hand and splitting thru an artery. i had 87 stitches and you can see the holes where the stitching needle went thru.
- Action Park NJ; Alpine Slide, didnt listen to the precautions of wearing lots of clothing and during the run my right knee popped out of the chair and for like 20 feet my knee-cap skidded on the concrete, i am missing a large chunk of my knee-cap. the wound cauterized instantly as the pressure burnt to th bone and the skin was blasted [yes very bloddy and gross]
- as a young kid and stupid playing with a BB-gun, the BB was shot into my pointer finger and hit it point blank range, the BB went clean thru my finger, i have an entry and an exit wound, i think its really cool looking!!!
- 1998 i had overdosed on XTC that i had in my freezer. i had injested 300 pills over the course of 3 weeks, i would chew over 10 pills a day everyday. hey you only live twice!!!!! and now you know where i got the name from.
- when i was 6 i was riding my bike (banana seat) down a steep hill and there was a rock, the bike stuck and i flipped over the handles and cracked my head into the curb, i got 11 stitches, the smash was milimeters from my eye, i was very lucky, i am told.
- walking home from kindergarden i was attacked by a ChowChow and the fucking dog ripped a piece out of my right ear. since this incident i have hated all kinds of animals with feverous passion!!!
- i arrived in Newstoday and became a big procrastinator with some of my work.
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- epill_0
ok just read til mr.dobs started explaing a cut thru the artery,
when i sliced thru the arterty in my hand blood shot out so much and so fast and like 10 feet away, my entire kitchen was covered in blood in a matter of seconds, my face and clothing was drenched in blood, i was screaming and crying so badly my parents couldnt figure out where i had actually cut open my skin. i saw every bone in the palm of my hand with every vein and muscle gross!!!!
today i cant look at blood unless its my own, some sort of sadists thing of seeing soo much at oncee i guess.
- JazX0
Ohhh right arteries.
I was in Canyonlands, Utah. Middle of f*cking nowhere and some kid on our Geology Field Camp team decides to throw a piece of Petrified Quartz down a slippery bed of shale. It nails me right in the ankle. I tried to hop it but it took a funny bounce. Nailed me very close to an artery and partly sliced it. Was in a Cortez, Utah clinic for three days.
And even worse, the town was dry!!
- JazX0
I meant Petrified Wood, which is about as dense as common rock can get. It's permineralized with quartz.
There's no words.
- epill_0
dry?
huh!?
- JazX0
no booze, just root beer.
Mormons....
- epill_0
OH DUH!!
from nyc you know...when i hear dry i think cotton mouth, and what can be bad from that???
- honest0
dislocated shoulder – high school
broken heart – first job
scarred forearm – second open stickfighting tournament (but I kicked ass and won it)
damaged ego – client meeting
- jno0
- broken leg
- lost both front teeth
- broken fingers
- busted knee
- displaced shoulder
- 17 stitches in left eyebrow
- 50+ stitches on hands, head and legs
- 5 or more major concussions
- etc.mostly sports related, but a few of them from fighting.
- VectorMasked0
-Broke left Fibula (ouch) and tibia got damaged as well. Required 2 surgeries and had the fibula removed.
-Dislocated right middle finger playing baskteball. Damaged the nail root or matrix, so my nail there always grows with an appearence of being broken.
-Broke my right hand middle finger playing soccer. Gave inwillingly the finger to everybody for over a month.
-Broke 3 toes in my right foot in my house on the stairs. Later on I went to rollerblade thinking nothing was wrong althought it hurt like hell.
-Twisted foot real bad numerous times (played tennis for 16 years)
Because of tennis I also had other slight problems with elbows, knees, hands and lower back.-Opened half of my right hand palm fixing my friend's xmas outdoor lights. Way too deep and bloody and got to see all the shit I have inside. Nasties looking thing of course next to the broken fibula.
-The weirdest thing that's happened to me was when I was like 7 years old. I was getting dressed for school and as I was trying to put on a tshirt my neck got stuck and couldn't move it at all. My head and neck were facing to the left. My chin was almost touching my left shoulder. Heard a cracking sound when that happened and there was no pain at all. Stayed for over 10 hours without looking to the front, without tshirt and without walking straight. Was finally able to return my neck and head to it's normal position that evening. Hurt a bit the next following days.
- Point50
• broken nose
• torn biceps (twice)
• torn triceps
• fractured tibia
• 4 concussions
• broken big toe at knuckle joint
• ruptured discfrom football and weight training mostly
- kungfukid0
Mary Ellen Moffat.
She broke my heart.
- mrdobolina0
oh forgot. I have dislocated my shoulder at least 30 times on bmx bikes.
- SoulFly0
when I was about 13-years-old in Brazil, I was the goalie and it was time for penalty-kicks. One of the 16-year-olds from the other team kicked so hard that the ball broke my arm.
It wasn't it regular soccer ball, it was a indoor soccer ball, smaller and heavier, like a bowling ball. Also the penalty line was closer in the indoor court.
I didn't even cry. Until later.
- VectorMasked0
Do Pimples Count??
I say they should.
I have a damn serious pimple situation in my nose. No acne. No pimples anywhere else but in my nose. I had pimples there when I was young and ate unhealthy.
Now I don't meat at all, very few times I eat chips, ice cream and shit like that. My diet is just veggies, pastas, soy products, fruits and still I get this Big Ass pimples in the same fricking spot right, one right next to the other one.Fuck Pimples!!
- epill_0
BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
- chz0
- Torn ACL
- Torn MCL
- Concusion
- Broken Fingers
- Broken Toes
- Dislocated Shoulder
- Loads of Stitches
- Bruised Tailbone
- Chipped Bone in my Neck
- VectorMasked0
Loks like it's time to make this thread a bit more visual.
Anyone has pix of their or someone else's injuries?
- canuck0
Im kind of a bitch.
Only had 1 serious injury, and that was a broken tooth via skateboarding. Guess that's not really serious actually.
Other was loosing fingernail from a work incident.
I think I need to do more stupid shit.
- sherman0
broken femur
lost penile function (has since returned)
stitches
broken ribs
multiple hangovers