Your Injuries

Out of context: Reply #93

  • Started
  • Last post
  • 94 Responses
  • ********
    0

    - Stitches in my head from playing soccer on concrete
    - Stitches in my head from tripping and hitting my head off a teacher's open drawer
    - Osgood-Schlatter disease as well
    - More concussions then I can remember ranging from:
    Running into a brick wall playing basketball full speed,
    Trying to do a back flip on bike my first time,
    Trying to do a back flip on bike second time,
    Accidentely attempting a front flip on my bike (over rotated...),
    Falling 15 feet head first onto sidewalk,
    Losing control of skateboard in mid-air in a waterless public pool 12 feet in the deep end (also broke arm),
    Picking up 250 pound friend, falling backwards headfirst into porch railing,
    The list could seemingly go on forever...
    - Water on the knee (hitting some kid's head with knee playing soccer)
    - Dislocated Jaw (thanks to my brother)
    - Two front teeth knocked out (thanks to my brother)
    - All my fingers have been fractured, most compound
    - Only 2 black eyes, one from an attempted "jumping", the other from my drunk friend
    - Dislocated toe... sounds painless, I could barely walk for weeks.
    - A lot of sprained ankles...

    I have a hard time remembering things so I'm probably leaving out some fun stuff.

    In all my years of sports, I really have been quite lucky.

    I'd like to thank 2% milk.

    I live/d a fun life.

View thread