NT Roast: Friday
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- ********0
journey's "don't stop believing" just came on my itunes radio.
somewhere... off in the distance... a jevad smiles to the 4 4 time on the downbeat.
- cosmo0
jevad carries mini british flags with him, so that he can claim new lands for england with the cunning use of flags.
- gruntt0
jevad's 1st job interview in the states did not go well. he punched the interviewer in the face and stormed out.
being from the UK he had never heard of "dental" and he thought the guy said "mental"
- blaw0
jevad thinks the union jack is party game.
- ********0
jevad makes sure not to brush his teeth, ht wouldn't want to go too far off the deep-end in regards to the British yellow-teeth syndrome
- cosmo0
being from the UK he had never heard of "dental" and he thought the guy said "mental"
gruntt
(Aug 12 05, 09:16)bwahahahahahahhaha
- jevad0
"when in american schools the professor says something about 'modern english' jevad screams out 'I'LL STOP THE WORLD AND MELT WITH YOU!'
kOna
(Aug 12 05, 09:13)"BAAhhhwhahhaha
- gruntt0
jevad once got in a fight and won.
i'm just joking.
- ********0
lol gruntt! the double negative jokes are fun!
- ********0
jevad was once on wheel of fortune. he lost the big pot of money because he couldn't spell
C-A-T
- ********0
LOL@gruntt!
- gruntt0
jevad was once on wheel of fortune. he lost and will never be asked to return.
the clue was "thing" the letters on the board were
C_ _T.the REAL answer was "cart"
- gruntt0
jevad once bit me on the thigh after i spilled some beans on my lap.
- ********0
Grrrrrrr.... gruntt you always steal my thunder!!!
- ********0
jevad and a handful of other know who johnny is when el debarge asks.
- gruntt0
jaz - it's called "sharing"
"thunder" is what jevad does after eating beans.
- ********0
jaz - it's called "sharing"
"thunder" is what jevad does after eating beans.
gruntt
(Aug 12 05, 09:32)thanks for clarifying, you're right, he smells
- gruntt0
jevad is actually a really nice guy.
still joking.
- ********0
jevad is so slow in the brain, he smoked a joint on Friday and didn't get high until Monday
- ********0
jevad had a brief stint as a porn star but kept ruining the line 'did someone order a.. plumber?' with...
*british accent
'did someone orda a fuckin bloody plumba?.. jolly good show if they did pip pip.'