NT Roast: Friday
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- ********0
jevad is pip on South Park
- visualplane0
jevad = melissa
- -sputnik-0
jevad once dated andy dick but had to dump him because, in his words, "he was too pretty for me".
- radar0
Austin Powers teeth were exact replicas of Jevad's.
- ********0
jevad hates Dutchman
- cosmo0
jevad = mr. garrison from south park.
- blaw0
jevad lost a wet t-shirt contest to an eight year old girl.
then cried.
- ********0
jevad has bought every woman he's ever dated since 1984 a rasberry berret.... from a second hand store... because he thinks he loooooves.... her.
- blaw0
jevad painted his van's windows black and spends his friday nights trolling for hitchhikers.
- visualplane0
jevad is a twat!
Did I cross the line? Good!
- blaw0
jevad was so inspired by the movie 'purple rain' that he painted eyes on his walls.
- blaw0
jevad is just like jevard, only not quite so jevarded.
- ********0
jevad has had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks
He tells me his car is parked outside, he's afraid it doesn't work
jevad is looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed
Asks me a simple question: Do I want to be rich?I tell him NOOOOOOO I cannot sell my @ss like he does to Mexican migrant workers
- ********0
jevad for years wanted to major in science after he heard the 80s song that went 'she blinded me with science... SCIENCE!'
- ********0
jevad was the b@tardized baby Madonna had in the 'Papa Don't Preach' video
- mayo0
jevad can be in drag before singing the 4th word in "Rule Britannia."
- blaw0
jevad thinks edgar winters bleached his hair and wore colored contacts.
- grayhood0
jevad was the only member jox ever kicked out of the ninjaws for "hitting like a flappy armed sissy"... well that and that thing he kept doing in the shower room.
- Jaline0
jevad gets 99
- Jaline0
and 100