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- cosmo0
jevad recently got a restraining order against Jaline.
- blaw0
when completely baffled but trying to fake his was through it, jevad poses like the guy on the left in the qbn certified image.
- gruntt0
jevad is the love child of sid vicious and nancy spungen.
- blaw0
jevad is trying to get bill gates to rebrand his company as 'big hard'.
- jevad0
jevad is jox
- cosmo0
jevad owns anything with 'Will Ferrell' imprinted on it.
- kld0
jevad drives around boulder at 15 mph under the speed limit in a subaru wearing gardening clogs on his way to yoga
- radar0
jevad likes women with adams apples.
- grayhood0
jevad uses prawn flavored deoderant
- ********0
jevad had a short lived career as a professional wrestler under the name 'frankie fancy pants.'
his record was 0 - 732.
- ********0
on my site, i have a story where i goofed up the names between kenny rogers and kenny loggins.
after jevad read the story he threatened my life saying 'if you ever mess up kenny loggins' name again i'll rip open your skull and shat on your brains.'
- grayhood0
if you ask jevad he will sware up and down he used to be in a punk band, he will even go so far as to promise you, nay sware to you that he will up load some tracks so you can hear the tunes. then he will leave you sitting at you computer refreshing FMT for months, sheading many a bitter tear.
- blaw0
jevad gets punk and emo confused.
- jevad0
ahahahaha
- blaw0
jevad's teeth are so big that when he sneezes, he bites himself in the chest.
- gruntt0
when jevad says he likes punk he is referring to when Kenny Loggins had that spike haircut.
- ********0
jevad not only knows all the steps but can mimic the dance EXACT to the movie flashdance.
- gruntt0
jevad's teeth are so big he can eat corn through a fence.
- blaw0
jevad thinks michael bolton should've kept his hair long.
- blaw0
jevad's eaten more than corn through a fence.