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- ********0
jevad was the lord of the dance until michael flatley took over after jevad sprained his ankle.
- gruntt0
jevad left the "k" off of nic because he didn't learn the entire american alphabet.
- Jaline0
holy fucking shit
111 and it's not even 10am?!
jevad
(Aug 12 05, 08:42)'Tis already lunch over here :)
- gruntt0
jevad is really 12 years old and everytime he writes "fuck off" on NT he puts a quarter in his swear jar.
college is paid for.
- ********0
everytime jevad answers the phone he has to sing lionel ritchies's 'hello... is it, me you're looking for?'
- blaw0
when we say 'nt', jevad thinks we're referring to him.
- ********0
jevad is the only living entity on this planet claiming to be all punk whilst at the same time furiously defending the beauty of 80s pop music, most notably a band called WHAM!
- ********0
holy fucking shit
111 and it's not even 10am?!
jevad
(Aug 12 05, 08:42)it's 145 F in the shade British boy! Not Celcius
- ********0
jevad is really 12 years old and everytime he writes "fuck off" on NT he puts a quarter in his swear jar.
college is paid for.
gruntt
(Aug 12 05, 09:07)HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHA...
- mayo0
jevad's best-working pick-up line is "How ya doin' sailor?"
- mogwai0
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- gruntt0
if jevad ever offers you food refuse it. there is a 9 in 10 chance it is something boiled.
- ********0
jevad's wrestling name back in the day was Strawberry Crush.
He always wore unwashed tight pink rubber panties... carefully wrapped around his head.
- grayhood0
jevad came to this country b/c he was hoping those pilgram hats with the buckles were still in style.
- mayo0
jevad's laughing at all of these posts, but he really doesn't understand them.
- gruntt0
lol mayo!
- ********0
jevad stands for Jacked-up Englishman Verfying American Dominance
- gruntt0
jevad accent is so thick people on the street give him spare change. they think he's just fucked up.
- ********0
when in american schools the professor says something about 'modern english' jevad screams out 'I'LL STOP THE WORLD AND MELT WITH YOU!'
- blaw0
since coming to america jevad's been introduced to salt and peppers, a.k.a. 'the forbidden seasonings'.