NT Roast: Friday
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- visualplane0
200!
- Jaline0
haha
- kld0
Jevad bleaches his bum
- visualplane0
arrrr >=)
- visualplane0
Jevad bleaches his bum
kld(Aug 12 05, 10:29)
Anal bleaching should be more common like teeth bleaching
- grayhood0
jevad once tried to return a case of bud ice because it was cold.
- ********0
the only use jevad has for american lite beer is to bath in.
- blaw0
then he finds it fit for consumption.
- ********0
jevad uses motor oil for lube
- blaw0
jevad thinks ky jelly is only for folks from kentucky.
- tehgee0
jevad once played the french horn in an italian opera
- blaw0
only when he brags about it he uses air quotes so we know it wasn't really a "french horn".
- blaw0
jevad was a founding member of the scissor sisters.
- spongebob0
jevad won't eat anything unless he has dickcheese for appetizers.
- ********0
once the song 'i love rock and roll, put another dime in the jukebox baby....' was playing and foolishly in love with the tune jevad obeyed.
that song cost him $43.80 in dimes.
- blaw0
jevad's best-working pick-up line is "How ya doin' sailor?"
mayo
(Aug 12 05, 09:08)----
and it works so well that i've found his face immortalized in scrimshaw.
- radar0
and the battleship USS JEVAD.
- mattyd0
jevad takes his drugs rectally.
- blaw0
jevad's drugs are really just horse vitamins.
- ********0
jevad often quotes himself, it adds spice to his conversation.